12/08/2004 8:02am, #31
Sam, you're a bastard.
Posting on an international site like Bullshido makes me realise how much I apreacate the english sense of humor.:thebirdma
And before any of you Yanks say anything its not irony, its spite.
Originally Posted by Stickx
12/08/2004 12:47pm, #32
got two stories:
I was going wiht my GF at the time (a japanese exchange student) to see some fireworks downtown. we didnt have a car so we took the bus. while we were waiting at the stop, an old panhandler comes up a starts asking for money for bus fair and while he's talking hes gettting progressively louder with each sentence. he starts yelling and talking **** about how he put two kids through pitt and penn state and his wife ran out on him and he DESERVES bus fair. I look at my GF and she's like freaked out, her eyes are like dinner plates, because shes never seen this kind of thing before and probably thinks were going to be robbed. I gave him my pocket change and he got a little less loud with his 'pitt and pennstate' gambit. As far as I know she never went downtown again...
I was walking on the main strip in my college neighborhood to buy some food. after I came out there was this guy wanting money for his car, which was convieinetly out of view with his GF in it and he was stuck and he needed money because she was pregnant ETC...I reach in my pockets *JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE* "nope, got nothing" *JINGLE* as I walk away the guy's like: "you little bitch!!" and starts moving towards me, so I hosed him with Fox defense spray. I really hope his car got fixed and his pregnant wife got to the hospital.....http://woodwardswhiskey.wordpress.com/
He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.
12/08/2004 1:08pm, #33
Me walking into liquor store approached by guy asking for some change.
I give change.
I browse through liquor for a bit.
Guy comes in.
Guy buys alcoholic beverages.
12/08/2004 1:13pm, #34
Course my favorite one was the guy who came into a deli while I was in there and started talking to people working behind the counter. He was seemingly having an intelligent conversation while walking around munching on things. Then proceeds to start picking up straws and putting them together to form a very long straw as he goes on about Clinton and aliens. Then puts what hes been eating at the register, mumbles something about putting that with the rest of his order (he ordered a sandwich also) then leaves in a huff with his new straw contraption.
Edit: If only I had five guns and twelve knives on me I would have been able to prevent that crime from happening. For shame on my unpreparedness.
12/08/2004 1:18pm, #35Originally Posted by jubei33
12/08/2004 1:20pm, #36Originally Posted by Ka-Bar
12/08/2004 1:34pm, #37
Phil would have been in his element the other day. A scary homeless person was stealing* from the local shop. A confrontation ensued when he was caught by the elderly shopkeeper. Clearly a master of Drunken Kung Fu the SHP swayed from side-to-side looking for an opening. "What would Phil do?" I thought as I prayed for him to burst through the door waving his chopper. Luckily the shopkeeper had obviously studied RBSD and through the use of the tried and tested technique of Push'n'Shove the SHP was ejected into the street without his ill gotten gains.
*Deodorant. Can you drink it?Failing to become awesome since 1976