Posted On:12/06/2004 8:34am
Style: Aikido, bad breath
Avast yon homeless person or I shall smite thee with my watch strap
Modesty forbids more.
Posted On:12/06/2004 8:38am
Style: Muay Thai, BJJ newbie.
Phil doesn´t deserve any more threads.
That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
- W.B. Yeats
Apologies for the lame PE thread but he is so funny
To the Bat Pole!
Posted On:12/06/2004 8:41am
If this carries on we'll need a Phil Elmore forum, and that would be the beginning of the end...
Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
Posted On:12/06/2004 8:52am
Style: San shou(tai chi) +judo
That would be cool, can we give phil a phorum all of his own in bullshido? He could moderate it.
Originally Posted by Stickx
It must suck for legit practitioners of tai chi like Cullion to see their art get all watered down into exercise for seniors.
Those who esteme qi have no strength. ~ Exposition of Insights into the Thirteen Postures Attrib: Wu Yuxiang founder of Wu style tai chi.
Badness will not be rewarded
Posted On:12/06/2004 8:55am
Phil's encounter -
"It was a dark and stormy night as I squared off against the bum. He repeatedly tried to gain control of my centerline during our chi-sau match, but I noticed the increasing distress at his inability to penetrate my defense. As the tension mounted, he realized that our encounter was not a sport, but a real life street fighting senario of d33rb0xing patty cake. Fortunately, his combination of poor posture and an unrelaxed fist caused him to run in fear as I asserted myself. This could have turned out much worse, if not for my training."
Last edited by MrMcFu; 12/06/2004 9:01am at .
lord of the glen
Posted On:12/06/2004 8:56am
Style: Kung Fu
but his forum is so cool...
Originally Posted by http://www.paxbaculum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1128
I drove to my favorite place to eat lunch today and on the way I saw people on the side of the road with Kerry/Edwards signs screaming "VOTE KERRY" I also saw alot of people driveing by giving them the bird and honking and yelling at them. I have NEVER seen this in this town, usually elections come and go with no outward signs of it being anything but another day. Something just dont feel right I sat and unloaded and reloaded all my mags, cleaned the riot gun and loaded it up, and have been trying to locate a couple of my old cans of pepper spray. I dont know why but I'm thinking no matter what happens somethings gonna go down.
Originally Posted by http://www.paxbaculum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1242
made a couple of throwing spikes out of foot long nails i bought at the hardware store; cut off the heads and ground both ends to a point
i dont really know anything about throwing things to make them stick but i got these to stick in a dying tree in our backyard more consistantly than the few old screwdrivers i tried... two points versus one maybe
Originally Posted by http://www.paxbaculum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1089
I surf alot of diffrent forums and one topic that came up was the possibility of violence after the president is picked. The main thrust of the thread was will there be riots if John Kerry is not elected and theres some bs about ballots and more florida type problems. First of all other than avoidence which in most cases isnt gonna work cause we cant all call in sick that day maybe we should come up with some ways to protect ourselves and make it home in one piece. I'm gonna be carrying even though I dont have a ccw, sorry but this is one case where I'll take my chances. My car is gonna have a large can of pepper spray with a hose running outside so I can create a cloud around my car and my CS vietnam hawk is gonna be close at hand in case someone tries to pull me out of my car. Running the whole group over isnt an option in my car cause is a 6cyl and has a hard time climbing hills. I dont think my town will have any problems but then again Custer thought he wasnt gonna have any problems either so I'm gonna stay sharp.
Originally Posted by http://www.paxbaculum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1136
Sometimes I have Boo Radley moments.
Originally Posted by http://www.paxbaculum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=972
All BJJ experts advocate taking a person to the ground, mounting and punching. To say they don't is a falsehood.
Originally Posted by http://www.paxbaculum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1239
Then again if I had my way, if you met the criteria to be required to register for selective service, you'd also be issued a government pistol and required to carry it everywhere.
CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
Posted On:12/06/2004 11:12am
Style: Tai Chi Chuan
"My car is gonna have a large can of pepper spray with a hose running outside so I can create a cloud around my car and my CS vietnam hawk is gonna be close at hand in case someone tries to pull me out of my car. Running the whole group over isnt an option in my car cause is a 6cyl and has a hard time climbing hills."
OMFG. Time for a new car.
Posted On:12/06/2004 11:13am
Maybe you could Madmax it out with spikes n stuff.
Posted On:12/06/2004 5:37pm
Style: stand up,clinch,ground
LOL! i apparently missed! so sad!
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