Posted On:2/07/2003 12:55pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
Remember what they did to tranformers?
(through clenched teeth)
I'm trying to forget ...
(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Posted On:2/07/2003 1:00pm
**** **** FUCKY **** ****!!!!
You sure do know how to get a guy all hot and bothered Gaysia......years of practice?
I just loooooove a man in uniform...
My guns bigger than Scrapper's!
Posted On:2/07/2003 2:43pm
Yeah I'm 1SB (One Sexy Bitch!) YEAH BABY!!!
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!
"I love you Asia" - I Give BJJs Posted - December 25 2002 : 10:40:09
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
Posted On:2/08/2003 1:18am
Style: Karate, Wrestling
tkd_fighter: It's a reference to the Beat Takeshi movie "Brother".
Anyone who hasn't seen this movie, go rent it. It fucking rules. Best Yakuza movie ever. There's this one scene at a dinner where this guy gets pissed about someone questioning his loyalty, so he grabs a wakizashi and commits hara-kiri, STANDING UP, with no one to cut his head off. Right after that, the boss gets pissed at the guy who was talking ****, and orders him to cut off his finger, and he does it right there.
I cannot put into words how bad (read: awesome) this movie is.
Clap your hands everybody,
if you got what it takes
'Cause I'm Kurtis Blow
and I want you to know
that these are the breaks!
"The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."
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