Posted On:12/02/2004 12:20pm
There's a lot to love here. These are mine:
1) Worshipping cops and preparing for war against the undesireable criminal element, the hacking on prosecutors for "hassling" law abiding citizens for "protecting themselves."
"Arrest me? But, but, I'm so very white!"
2) Betty's long hallucination about shooting her attacker, like she's dreamed it as an action movie scene. Vaguely creepy. I think she's picked out the music to play during it.
3) The guy who, no ****, tries to sell switchblades to the police.
4) Carrying multiple weapons on you at all times. More than one gun in your car (or even one.)
5) Someone theorizing about what to do if a "jihadist" breaks into your classroom and the darned commie fag pink school board won't let you pack heat around the six year olds.
I dork harder than any of you can imagine.
Posted On:12/02/2004 12:26pm
Style: Aikido, bad breath
Couldn't help but notice some wise words from Pman: -
"but I expect to be barbecued if I defend myself because any prosecutor with half a brain will find The Martialist™ and use it to paint me as a barking nutjob"
My guns bigger than Scrapper's!
(You know is a pretty asanine thread if it makes ME turn to religion!)
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
Fear and bullets.
Posted On:12/02/2004 12:36pm
Phil sure makes it easy for ANYONE to paint him as a barking nutjob.
I wonder if these people know how silly they sound. Multiple weapons, different kinds of knives at the office, etc. There is a sociology experiment in here somewhere.....
And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".
--Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.
Modesty forbids more.
Posted On:12/02/2004 12:39pm
Style: Muay Thai, BJJ newbie.
"2) Betty's long hallucination about shooting her attacker, like she's dreamed it as an action movie scene. Vaguely creepy. I think she's picked out the music to play during it."
I am going to Hell for saying this, but you know what....her eloquence and enthusiasm when describing the episode suggests this may have something to do with a sexual fantasy of hers.
That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
- W.B. Yeats
Posted On:12/02/2004 12:41pm
I would be VERY surprised if any of them actually ever did use a weapon on another human being. I know first hand that pple can practice with a weapon all they want but are not always ready or willing to use it against another human.
Posted On:12/02/2004 12:46pm
Style: San shou(tai chi) +judo
I love this quote;
"I still have the bigger blades around, but I never pull them out unless I must. It's just not worth the attention and raised eyebrows"
Originally Posted by Stickx
It must suck for legit practitioners of tai chi like Cullion to see their art get all watered down into exercise for seniors.
Those who esteme qi have no strength. ~ Exposition of Insights into the Thirteen Postures Attrib: Wu Yuxiang founder of Wu style tai chi.
Posted On:12/02/2004 12:49pm
Afronaut, I assume you have not been banned yet. Why don´t you create a thread asking them all to relate their REAL EXPERIENCES IN THE STR33T.
THAT should be worth a laugh.
Posted On:12/02/2004 12:54pm
Style: stand up,clinch,ground
LOL! you should have PMd that to afro, i think they are listening? LOL!
...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:12/02/2004 12:56pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
The only PC-ish move I made was my truck gun, and I was selecting it during the Beltway sniper incidents. A crusty, bolt-action Mosin M44 looks "harmless" (and that of course is subjective) and hey, it's cheap and I'd rather leave that in my truck rather than a nice Bushmaster. I've gotten my SU-16 back from Kel-Tec and after I successfully shoot several hundred rounds through it, it'll be my new truck gun.
Because, you know, you'd have so much chance to return accurate, long range fire if a hypothetical random sniper has had time to line up a shot on you while you're pumping gas. He'd completely miss multiple times, allowing you to line up your own long range shot and plink him perfectly the first time.
But my favorite one is really the jihadi quote with "jihadi" misspelled.
but if a nutjob or a jihaidi (is there a difference?) came into your classroom DMW you would be ridiculed for being unable to deal with em and if you did you would be roasted for taking action... in America we've indoctrinated everyone to seek approval for everything by sending them to schools where all actions are reviewed and graded by higher athoritities, no one can self actualize without being branded a threat to decency, then if you make a choice to do some action and hurt yourself or injure another we have made taking any action liable in some way legally for dammages, then we top it off with a high stress no room for error leave it to the pro's 'zero' tolerance mandate, just to reinforce everyones conditioning to do nothing without being told. Initiative is dead, and with it the real secret to the American way.... bring on the zombi's stage left
Also, what's with all the goddamned legal bemoaning about how dumb the jury is without a single shred of legal evidence to back it up?
Last edited by Wounded Ronin; 12/02/2004 1:02pm at .
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