You can actually go to jail for injuring and killing people

**afronaut** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:20am

http://www.paxbaculum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1274

There's a lot to love here. These are mine:

1) Worshipping cops and preparing for war against the undesireable criminal element, the hacking on prosecutors for "hassling" law abiding citizens for "protecting themselves."

"Arrest me? But, but, I'm so very white!"

2) Betty's long hallucination about shooting her attacker, like she's dreamed it as an action movie scene. Vaguely creepy. I think she's picked out the music to play during it.

3) The guy who, no ****, tries to sell switchblades to the police.

4) Carrying multiple weapons on you at all times. More than one gun in your car (or even one.)

5) Someone theorizing about what to do if a "jihadist" breaks into your classroom and the darned commie fag pink school board won't let you pack heat around the six year olds.

Dig in.

**Sungam** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:26am

Couldn't help but notice some wise words from Pman: -

"but I expect to be barbecued if I defend myself because any prosecutor with half a brain will find The Martialist™ and use it to paint me as a barking nutjob"

**Gezere** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:26am

OH GOD!
(You know is a pretty asanine thread if it makes ME turn to religion!)

**Scrapper** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:36am

Phil sure makes it easy for ANYONE to paint him as a barking nutjob.

I wonder if these people know how silly they sound. Multiple weapons, different kinds of knives at the office, etc. There is a sociology experiment in here somewhere.....

**WingChun Lawyer** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:39am

"2) Betty's long hallucination about shooting her attacker, like she's dreamed it as an action movie scene. Vaguely creepy. I think she's picked out the music to play during it."

I am going to Hell for saying this, but you know what....her eloquence and enthusiasm when describing the episode suggests this may have something to do with a sexual fantasy of hers.

**Gezere** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:41am

I would be VERY surprised if any of them actually ever did use a weapon on another human being. I know first hand that pple can practice with a weapon all they want but are not always ready or willing to use it against another human.

**Jekyll** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:46am

I love this quote;
"I still have the bigger blades around, but I never pull them out unless I must. It's just not worth the attention and raised eyebrows"

**WingChun Lawyer** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:49am

Afronaut, I assume you have not been banned yet. Why don´t you create a thread asking them all to relate their REAL EXPERIENCES IN THE STR33T.

THAT should be worth a laugh.

**fernando** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:54am

LOL! you should have PMd that to afro, i think they are listening? LOL!

**Wounded Ronin** · Posted On: 12/02/2004 11:56am

The only PC-ish move I made was my truck gun, and I was selecting it during the Beltway sniper incidents. A crusty, bolt-action Mosin M44 looks "harmless" (and that of course is subjective) and hey, it's cheap and I'd rather leave that in my truck rather than a nice Bushmaster. I've gotten my SU-16 back from Kel-Tec and after I successfully shoot several hundred rounds through it, it'll be my new truck gun.

Because, you know, you'd have so much chance to return accurate, long range fire if a hypothetical random sniper has had time to line up a shot on you while you're pumping gas. He'd completely miss multiple times, allowing you to line up your own long range shot and plink him perfectly the first time.

But my favorite one is really the jihadi quote with "jihadi" misspelled.

but if a nutjob or a jihaidi (is there a difference?) came into your classroom DMW you would be ridiculed for being unable to deal with em and if you did you would be roasted for taking action... in America we've indoctrinated everyone to seek approval for everything by sending them to schools where all actions are reviewed and graded by higher athoritities, no one can self actualize without being branded a threat to decency, then if you make a choice to do some action and hurt yourself or injure another we have made taking any action liable in some way legally for dammages, then we top it off with a high stress no room for error leave it to the pro's 'zero' tolerance mandate, just to reinforce everyones conditioning to do nothing without being told. Initiative is dead, and with it the real secret to the American way.... bring on the zombi's stage left

Also, what's with all the goddamned legal bemoaning about how dumb the jury is without a single shred of legal evidence to back it up?