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  1. The Wastrel is offline
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    Such as thou art, sometime was I.

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    2/05/2003 9:40pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I like "catch a punch and squeeze the hand really hard with an intensely puzzled look on your face".

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
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    2/05/2003 9:40pm

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     Style: kyoku-shin, boun-shin

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    Wastrel -- it's been scientifically proven that throwing someone onto the ground or into a stack of wooden crates renders them unconscious.

    (I thought everyone knew that and was basing their grappling-against-multiple-opponents strategies on it.)
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    Oh that's right. I forgot about the crates.

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
  4. stencil is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 9:51pm


     Style: Goju Ryu

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    Crates filled with explosives!!!
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    Off topic, but I have a question....Did Bruce Lee really go WATAAAAAAAAAH when he smacked people?

    Do BJJ people really go BEEEAATCH when they submit people?
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    "Do BJJ people really go BEEEAATCH when they submit people?"

    Serious? No...

    Not serious?...BIzaaatzch! The ONly Reesohn you dont alllreddy no is icz you KTFO!



    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
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    2/05/2003 10:30pm


     Style: Goju Ryu

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    It's BIZNATCH! BIZNATCH!

    Get it right, you honkies.
  8. FingerorMoon? is offline

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    Not sure if thats sarcasm, but no Bruce did not make the war cries when fighting - reported by his students and fellow artists.

    Which makes it funnier when you see NEW articles in martial arts magazines talking about how to master the breathing techniques of the movie war cries that supposedly enhance your punching power.

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  9. noodles is offline

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    2/05/2003 10:47pm

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    You mean I can stop yelling "Death to all who oppose our righteousness" when I throw kicks? Damn, getting my speed up doesn't seem so hard now.
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    2/05/2003 10:49pm

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    I like, "You are evil! You must be smitten!"

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
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