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    Pussies. Everyone knows you have to wait on the top shelf of a closet and then swing out feet-first when you hear the sound of breathing.

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    DON'T SAY KEE-RIST IS OFFENDS MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS!!!!!111

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    You worship someone named kee-rist?

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    "Keee-rist. It was a joke...Ye gods!"

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    Sheesh! When will you guys ever get it right? It's foot stomp - hammerfist groin smash - pivot - reverse punch - KIAI!!

    And I'm starting to think that BEEEAATTCH *is* a BJJ term - one of the guys in my class said it the other night. :P



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    I'm telling you the heel palm thing doesn't work. Here let me show you.

    :::THWAP:::

    GET OFF THE GROUND I DIDN'T HIT YOU THAT HARD!!!

    Go away I'm talking to myself

  7. #17

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    Swapping a gun for a banana.

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    What would happen if a one hand clapper attempted to stop a tree falling in the woods when no one else was around?
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    Trying to take someone to the ground on a concrete / asphalt street.

    "Hah! I took you down! Owwwww, I skinned my elbow!"

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    Such as thou art, sometime was I. supporting member
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    Throwing someone on a hard surface doesn't hurt them?

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    Sure it does, but you're taking yourself down, too.

    The thread is cliche techniques. There's no doubt that taking someone down is often a good choice, but I think it's a bit cliche to think that every situation calls for a shoot.

    Oh - here's anoter... Catching a punch with a grab and breaking the elbow with a swift strike from the other hand in some sort of shuto chop. Guy walks away with broken arm and you look like Daniel-San.

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