Posted On:2/05/2003 7:30pm
Style: kyoku-shin, boun-shin
Pussies. Everyone knows you have to wait on the top shelf of a closet and then swing out feet-first when you hear the sound of breathing.
Posted On:2/05/2003 7:31pm
DON'T SAY KEE-RIST IS OFFENDS MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS!!!!!111
Posted On:2/05/2003 7:35pm
You worship someone named kee-rist?
Posted On:2/05/2003 7:36pm
"Keee-rist. It was a joke...Ye gods!"
Posted On:2/05/2003 8:17pm
Style: Brazillian Kung Fu
Sheesh! When will you guys ever get it right? It's foot stomp - hammerfist groin smash - pivot - reverse punch - KIAI!!
And I'm starting to think that BEEEAATTCH *is* a BJJ term - one of the guys in my class said it the other night. :P
First, I'm gonna hit ya...then you're gonna fall
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Posted On:2/05/2003 8:27pm
Style: Chinese Boxing
I'm telling you the heel palm thing doesn't work. Here let me show you.
GET OFF THE GROUND I DIDN'T HIT YOU THAT HARD!!!
Go away I'm talking to myself
The man they call FoM
Posted On:2/05/2003 8:40pm
Swapping a gun for a banana.
What would happen if a one hand clapper attempted to stop a tree falling in the woods when no one else was around?
The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
Posted On:2/05/2003 9:20pm
Style: Goju Ryu
Trying to take someone to the ground on a concrete / asphalt street.
"Hah! I took you down! Owwwww, I skinned my elbow!"
Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:2/05/2003 9:25pm
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
Throwing someone on a hard surface doesn't hurt them?
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
Posted On:2/05/2003 9:36pm
Sure it does, but you're taking yourself down, too.
The thread is cliche techniques. There's no doubt that taking someone down is often a good choice, but I think it's a bit cliche to think that every situation calls for a shoot.
Oh - here's anoter... Catching a punch with a grab and breaking the elbow with a swift strike from the other hand in some sort of shuto chop. Guy walks away with broken arm and you look like Daniel-San.
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