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  1. #51

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    did we mention chest beating yet?

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    Such as thou art, sometime was I. supporting member
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    Return of the Dragon.

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

  3. #53

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    He carries around a wire set so he can do be suspended in the air while doing a triple fly kick in the pike position.

  4. #54

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    asks for a time out

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  5. #55
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    Chest-bumping has to be my favorite. Once saw two guys at a ****-kicker bar called Midnight Rodeo in Albuquerque start yelling at each other. Redneck #1, being bigger and taller, starts crowding the guy with his arms outstretched and his chest puffed out (Also known as the "You want somadis?" maneuver). Redneck #2 takes the full bottle of Budweiser in his right hand and smashes it full-force into the other guys face. Glass and foam flies everywhere and bouncers start charging in from all points of the compass while the two jacks-off grab each other and fall over a barstool. I was too busy laughing my ass off to see the post-fight activities.
    "I had once talked to Billy Conn, the boxer, about professionals versus amateurs - specifically street fighters. One had always heard rumors of champions being taken out by back-alley fighters. Conn was scornful. "Aw, it's like hitting a girl," he said. "They're nothing."


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    WHAT A SENSELESS WASTE OF BEER!!!

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    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

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  7. #57
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    Yeah, if it had been a Sam Adams or a Fat Tire, it would have definitely been felony alcohol abuse. Budweiser? It's like seawater, there's a lot more where that came from.
    "I had once talked to Billy Conn, the boxer, about professionals versus amateurs - specifically street fighters. One had always heard rumors of champions being taken out by back-alley fighters. Conn was scornful. "Aw, it's like hitting a girl," he said. "They're nothing."


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    "Shadow Box"

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    He always finds an excuse to wear his unform in public place.

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