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  1. Agent White is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 5:17pm


     

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    Just some light humor.


    1. They tell you what they're trained in

    2. They "warn" you that they are trained

    3. They do some sort of "move" while you're way out of range

    4. They make a stance... then look down to make sure their feet are in the right spot

    5. Cold stretch

    6. After you give them a good smack for being a still target in their "stance", they get back in the same stance again

    7. Threaten you with their instructor

    8. Tell you what color belt they have

    9. Throw terminology at you

    10. Accuse you of being unfair or cheating




    -The Agent
  2. Omega Supreme is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 5:34pm

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     Style: Chinese Boxing

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    Damn, I actually ran into somebody who did the first nine of those.

    Go away I'm talking to myself
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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 5:51pm


     

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    11. They cry when you punch them in the face.
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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 6:07pm


     

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    Years ago, when I was a State Trooper, I had a drunk, in the breathlyzer room, tell me he was a black belt in Karate...He started to threaten me and began making "Bruce Lee" noises. When he came up in some crazy one legged stance I had enough and promptly kicked his standing leg out from under him......END OF LESSON.

    I think this guy went through most of the things Agent White listed....Funny stuff.

    The other guys got a big laugh out of this.
  5. Omega Supreme is offline

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    2/05/2003 6:35pm

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     Style: Chinese Boxing

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    Hey were you on Cops about 8 months ago because something like that happened there too.

    Go away I'm talking to myself
  6. The Wastrel is offline
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    Such as thou art, sometime was I.

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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 7:40pm

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     Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu

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    13. They do that intense breathing thing and double punch towards the ground before the fight.

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
  7. gong sau is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 8:28pm

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     Style: Brazillian Kung Fu

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    14. They're wearing their gi...at the bar.
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  8. FingerorMoon? is offline

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    2/05/2003 8:39pm

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    15. They announce they spend their spare time comparing styles on the internet. :)

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  9. The Wastrel is offline
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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 8:43pm

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     Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu

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    I don't get it. Hey guys BJJ vs. Sambo. Whaddayathink?

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
  10. Stold2 is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/05/2003 8:44pm


     

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    SAMBO SOUNDS LIKE A TROPICAL DANCE AGHAGAHAGAHAGAHGAHGA

    HEY EVERYBODY LETS SAMBOOO!
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