To the Bat Pole!
Posted On:11/30/2004 3:30pm
Why is it that the only people who practise Wing Chun are Chinese, nerds and/or weeds?
Present company excluded, of course! :glasses11
Also, that guy is even less flexible than me, and I have joints of granite.
Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
Posted On:11/30/2004 3:52pm
Style: Mantis, WC, Escrima/BJJ
Wing Chun got all the nerds and weeds because BJJ had first picks. Plus easier to pick up chicks in blue gi and suave accent than acting wierd in your parents' basement. :5emoticon
Kung fu is translated as "stand around and talk."
Posted On:12/01/2004 4:26am
Style: Kali/Jun Fan/CSW
Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
Oh, and didn´t you guys think some parts were fast forwarded? The guy can barely kick without losing his balance, then he starts to throw punches as if he had been bitten by a wasp.
I'm inclined to think it's more due to their being mostly slaps and the occasional punch where he's thinking "Hips? Shoulders? You don't need those for power!" .
On to the next point: who else thought he was so busy thinking about looking cool (or just thinking about his moves) that he forgot to breath most of the time?
Posted On:12/01/2004 5:00am
Style: Aikido, bad breath
A legend in his own mind
Posted On:12/01/2004 6:23am
Style: Yoseikan Budo
I think this videos were put on the internet by the guy's father to ridicule him and make him stop !
I mean, come on, who in their right mind would put these videos on the net ?
Posted On:12/01/2004 8:51am
Style: Muay Thai
One thing he needs to work on is his breathing. It looks like he's holding his breath the whole time.
Posted On:12/01/2004 9:05am
No, He needs to work on everything (well except for his TV watching and imagination skills)...
Modesty forbids more.
Posted On:12/01/2004 9:44am
Style: Muay Thai, BJJ newbie.
He needs to work. Meaning, a real job.
That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
- W.B. Yeats
Posted On:12/01/2004 10:55am
i laughed so hard my boss came over here to look at the video too. now people are sending it all over the office lol! is this dude for real or was this done as a joke
Posted On:12/01/2004 1:30pm
Kinda reminds me of the Star Wars kid...
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