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    Asia, I would have expected a better reply from you, but your generic troll-labeling reply tells me you have no answer to my very real reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickx
    It must suck for legit practitioners of tai chi like Cullion to see their art get all watered down into exercise for seniors.
    Those who esteme qi have no strength. ~ Exposition of Insights into the Thirteen Postures Attrib: Wu Yuxiang founder of Wu style tai chi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickx
    It must suck for legit practitioners of tai chi like Cullion to see their art get all watered down into exercise for seniors.
    Those who esteme qi have no strength. ~ Exposition of Insights into the Thirteen Postures Attrib: Wu Yuxiang founder of Wu style tai chi.

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    I'd give you another +rep if I could...

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    How about this?
    The Story of Troll Ninja
    by Elizabeth Sara

    Troll Ninja, dressed in the traditional black garb of his profession, silently crept through the puddles of the back alley behind K-Mart. His mission: assasinate the night manager of Bennigan's.
    *CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP* Troll Ninja stealthily trod through the poorly-lit parking lot, hiding behind Jeeps, ducking under SUVs, and accidentally scratching the paint on several Toyota Camrys and Ford Focuses with his shiny ninja sword. At the last row of cars, he made a break for it.
    "Gaaaah!" he screamed, as he quietly snuck up on the night manager of Bennigan's, brandishing his really sharp katana. The night manager, whose name tag read 'Jim,' gave him a quick glance and asked, "How many?"
    Troll Ninja became disoriented, and stopped short, his sword still raised above his head, ready to plunge neatly into the heart of his victim.
    "Huh?"
    "How many? Only one?"
    "Er, yeah."
    "Okay, right this way. Would you like some complimentary breadsticks, or do you already know what you'd like to order?"
    Troll Ninja thought about this for a second. Something wasn't right about this situation, but he couldn't put his pimply, green finger on it. He jumped out of the booth he had been seated in and onto the poorly-wiped table. "Die, scum!" he cried, "for I am a ninja, and I will kill you before you know what's hit you!"
    "Is that so, sir?" replied Jim, exasperated. "Would you please get down from the table? We just wiped it down. If you aren't going to order you'll have to leave."
    Troll Ninja turned this around in his mind. Once again, something didn't fit, and his tiny little brain just couldn't work it out. Then it hit him.
    "I hate breadsticks. What's the soup of the day?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Stickx
    It must suck for legit practitioners of tai chi like Cullion to see their art get all watered down into exercise for seniors.
    Those who esteme qi have no strength. ~ Exposition of Insights into the Thirteen Postures Attrib: Wu Yuxiang founder of Wu style tai chi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takahashi
    Asia, I would have expected a better reply from you, but your generic troll-labeling reply tells me you have no answer to my very real reply.
    You are a waste of time. You act like a troll hince you are labeled one. You haven't posted anything remotely worthwhile.
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    I find it amusing that a forum dedicated to exposing Bullshido acts almost more paranoid then the traditional TMA fools you seek to expose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takahashi
    I find it amusing that a forum dedicated to exposing Bullshido acts almost more paranoid then the traditional TMA fools you seek to expose.
    Uhm do you know what paranoid means? If so then no one is acting like that. They are however laughing at someone who actually believe Ashida Kim has wisdom. (psst you're being toyed with)
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    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
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    psst, no I'm not.

    If you had any ounce of wisdom to begin with, you would understand who got toyed with first ')

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    Funny from a man with now power.
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