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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wastrel
    Anti-Krav Maga is anti-Semitism.
    Nice try. Imi didn't incorporate Judaism into the system.

    :occasion1

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    I heard a rumor that Marco Ruas called Krav, "Kike Magay"... Just a rumour though. I don't think eyestrikes are high percentage either.
    "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

    El Guapo says dance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samurai_steve
    I don't know. Do you think they are high percentage?
    They are if you're fighting this guy:

    PL

    EDIT: Damn, the joke was already made. =/
    Last edited by Poop Loops; 11/29/2004 4:05am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by samurai_steve
    I don't know. Do you think they are high percentage?
    You said they were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antagony
    Anyone know where I can get a plushie beholder?
    I know there are plush Cthulhu and plush Shoggoth out there...

    Like here: http://givemetoys.zoovy.com/product/TVSHOGGOTH_PLUSH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geijhan
    I know there are plush Cthulhu and plush Shoggoth out there...

    Like here: http://givemetoys.zoovy.com/product/TVSHOGGOTH_PLUSH
    Nice Plushies! I'm partial to the "Monty Python Giant Killer Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Plush" myself.

    Tim the Enchanter: There he is!
    King Arthur: Where?
    Tim the Enchanter: There!
    King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
    Tim the Enchanter: It IS the rabbit!
    King Arthur: You silly sod!
    Tim the Enchanter: What?
    King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
    Tim the Enchanter: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
    King Arthur: Ohh.
    Tim the Enchanter: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    Tim the Enchanter: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
    Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
    Tim the Enchanter: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
    Sir Galahad: Oh yeah?
    Sir Robin: You mangy Scots git!
    Tim the Enchanter: I'm warning you!
    Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
    Tim the Enchanter: He's got huge, sharp - eh - he can leap about - look at the bones!
    King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

    [after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
    Tim the Enchanter: I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY, isn't it?
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    To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence;
    Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
    Sun "Fu Man JhooJits" Tzu, the Art of War & Guinness

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    How can anything get cooler than Monty Python AND Lovercraftian monsters?
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly_Roger
    How can anything get cooler than Monty Python AND Lovercraftian monsters?
    www.criticalmiss.com

    Trust me on this Federico. Trust me.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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    Quote Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
    www.criticalmiss.com

    Trust me on this Federico. Trust me.
    Did I tell you yet that you are my hero?
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly_Roger
    Did I tell you yet that you are my hero?
    It is always time to introduce a fellow geek to the mysteries of critical miss.

    Did you check out the past issues? I specially love the "Roleplayer" RPG, which allows you to take the role of a disfunctional individual who plays RPGs and desperately tries to survive in the modern, cruel, non gothic, non fantasy, non cyber, non nothing world...
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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