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    Quote Originally Posted by brandeissansoo
    Hard strikes to the eyes are high percentage?
    Of course they are! When your opponent is just standing there or you are grappling. 'Cause we all know you can end a ground fight by eye strike. Sheesh!

    :5football <---- This is why I go out of the house like this. Just try to strike my eyes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedElvis
    Of course they are! When your opponent is just standing there or you are grappling. 'Cause we all know you can end a ground fight by eye strike. Sheesh!

    :5football <---- This is why I go out of the house like this. Just try to strike my eyes!
    Elvis, I like you, but your sarcastic comment shows us that you have no experience fighting in REAL fights, like the KM guys do.
    Just the other day, when I was walking down undermountain with my friend, a level 5 dwarven cleric(3)/fighter(2) (I am a half-human/half-hannibal level 7 monk/level 10 Krav Magah master (prestige)), I was jumped by this:

    He tried to grapple (of course, he doesn´t have any arms, but he knows TEH DEADLY NO-TOUCH GRAPPLE) and I poked his eye. It always works with beholders*.

    So, you see, now you have to apologize to all those RBSD guys, you scary homeless evil warlord, you!!

    * Unless you´re frozen, petrified, disintegrated or eaten before you close the distance...what´s known as TEH DEADLY NO-TOUCH ANTI-GRAPPLE.
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

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    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antagony
    Anyone know where I can get a plushie beholder?
    Ask serious harm.
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

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    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly_Roger
    Elvis, I like you, but your sarcastic comment shows us that you have no experience fighting in REAL fights, like the KM guys do.
    I'll show you real fights you dice rolling son of a water buffalo... you, you..... Bah! Take this then... my Dragon Ninjas have your Beholder surrounded and they have +69 armour and +169 damage swords w/ teenage mutant ninja turtle powers!

    BEHOLD!
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    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

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    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    And yes... those are the same Ninjas from the Red Kings epic battle I posted pictures of the other day. Fools all of you! For you thought I had killed them all. Bwahahahahaha... In reality, the second picture was a bad acting job on their part with lots of fake blood. In reality, I didn't fight the ninjas choosing instead to hypnotize them into slavery, debauchery and other evil evil evil evil things to evil to speak of here. (i.e. it's very evil!) So, you see where this is headed? That's right... Complete and utter world domination by the Red Elvis Ninja Hoard of Antioch! Utter... hmmm... lots of utters... a plan is formulating!

    (Note to self... must find a way to incorperate cow utters into plan!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedElvis
    And yes... those are the same Ninjas from the Red Kings epic battle I posted pictures of the other day. Fools all of you! For you thought I had killed them all. Bwahahahahaha... In reality, the second picture was a bad acting job on their part with lots of fake blood. In reality, I didn't fight the ninjas choosing instead to hypnotize them into slavery, debauchery and other evil evil evil evil things to evil to speak of here. (i.e. it's very evil!) So, you see where this is headed? That's right... Complete and utter world domination by the Red Elvis Ninja Hoard of Antioch! Utter... hmmm... lots of utters... a plan is formulating!

    (Note to self... must find a way to incorperate cow utters into plan!)
    (Note to Elvis...Kung Pow might help)
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

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    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    Quote Originally Posted by brandeissansoo
    Hard strikes to the eyes are high percentage?
    I don't know. Do you think they are high percentage?

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