What MMA now needs

[Poop Loops]

I think wearing a camo jump suit would be enough. I think that only short-shorts is detracting most young, insecure, homophobic males. :(

PL

[chaosexmachina]

Man, I wear my muay Thai shorts in the ring, not short-shorts... My legs are way too hairy. Heh.

[Poop Loops]

Yeah, my legs are really hairy too. :(

Do MMA guys like shave thier legs or something...?

PL

[Zing!]

You all forgot the most important part of anti-terrorism training: the inherent racism!
opponent=arab and/or muslim

[IamBaytor]

Yeah, but if you want it to really be racist, you would have to call them "camel fuckers" or "towelheads".

[Zing!]

I think that assuming that Arabs and Muslims are terrorists is plenty racist already. But the "camel fuckers" and "towelheads" titles do a nice job of dehumanizing the opponents.

[A.D.D]

Only one suggestion.

GnP = Drilling for Oil.