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  1. JackHanma is offline
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    11/24/2004 9:43pm


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    What MMA now needs

    MMA needs new packaging. Because of the "War on Terrorism" we need to starting using paramilitary terms and wearing camo. :qtank:

    Selling knives and Guns would be a nice touch as well.

    What do you suggest we should call the triangle choke? Maybe the Dynamic Leg Compression...

    Ok, what Bullshido needs to do is make a list of the regular techniques of MMA and rename them with quasi-sciencific/military terms and talk about "tactical principles" a lot.

    After we have the list, we'll pretend to be a RBSD site for a month. Perhaps we might actually save RBSD from itself! If you can't beat the paranoia, make money from it!
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     Style: TSK

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    round # = battle #
    jab = harrassing fire
    hook = envelop
    knockout = kill
    ring = kill zone
    MMA short = battle dress skivies
    lateral movement = manuever
    punch/kick combo = combined arms assault

    loser of bout = frenchman
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    11/25/2004 12:33am


     Style: BJJ

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    I think it's a stupid idea but it sounds like fun. Kind of like Orwellian doublespeak.

    Choke - Grevious Oxygenation Impairment
    Arm bar - De-calibration of elbow joint
    Takedown - Induce Unforeseen contact with the ground
    Sprawl - Preventative Base Blast
    Triangle - Equilateral Artery Disabler

    etc.
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    11/25/2004 12:43am


     Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango

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    Thai kick - Attack the supply line
    Boxing Cross - Reserve Strike
    Axe kick - Tactical Strike
    Pulling Guard - Sending 'hoes with STD's
    Takedown - Battlefield reformulation
    WC lineage massacre - Tautology
    Scoring a couple of points and turtling in the guard until the end of the match - Entrenched till reinforcements arrive
    Hitting the ref - Von Clauswitz
    Joining a Gracie team - OTANization
    Fighting Cro Cop - Kamikaze squad
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
  5. GAB corp. is offline

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    11/25/2004 12:47am


     Style: shorin

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    Those sound like special moves in a fighting game...
  6. JackHanma is offline
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    11/25/2004 12:57am


     Style: MantisShrimpFu

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    We could claim the art was created for special Brazilian Security Personell who protect wealthy Brazilian families.
  7. JackHanma is offline
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    11/25/2004 1:04am


     Style: MantisShrimpFu

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    Chokes and Strangles= Cardio-Pulmonary Interference Tactics=CPIT
  8. chaosexmachina is offline
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    11/25/2004 4:07am

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     Style: MMA/Pankration

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    Elbows from mount = Facial Distortion Procedure
    Sweep = Dominance Nullifying Maneuver
    Backmount = Taking the Flank
    Knees from top turtle = Shock and Awe
    "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg

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    11/25/2004 6:15am

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     Style: CM Boxing/BJJ/RBSD

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    I'm not sure whether to be in awe of this thread or to call it MAS.

    Quote Originally Posted by chaosexmachina
    Elbows from mount = Facial Distortion Procedure
    Though I think this takes first prize. :icon_eek:
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    11/25/2004 10:12am


     Style: Daito Ryu, BJJ noob

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    lethal techniques = rendering combat inefective
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