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    JKDChick's Avatar
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    Okay, okay, just watched the forms. Now, did anyone else think he was trying to work "Persian" dance moves into the forms? He looked like a fucking dervish a few times.

    Those were lame forms, by the way. At least with the CMA forms, there is beauty and the Japanese forms are filled with power and precision. That just looked like someone who couldn't breakdance properly.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    What the ****.

    PERSIAN kung fu?

    This is gayer than my goddamned lieutenant.

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    Haha these guys have 73 000 techniques too

    Le tecniche
    Le tecniche vengono studiate sia isolatamente sia in lunghe sequenze chiamate kata. Ogni sequenza sviluppa determinate capacità tecniche e di orientamento nello spazio. E' in particolar modo nei kata che si studiano i passaggi dell'energia da un canale all'altro.
    Vi sono 73.000 tecniche a mani nude e con le armi (say, spada rekeyma, nun-cha-ku), suddivise in diversi livelli di apprendimento.

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    That guy's got plenty of physical ability. If someone taught him a martial art, he could really do some damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdan28
    fighting has been covered so let me do the forms...
    I think the forms are covered quite well by your avatar.
    I don't have anything to say about the topic. I, too, am speechless. . .

    `~?

    hmm. . .on further review, I do have a few things to say:
    1) If you haven't yet, save yourself, DON'T LOOK AT THE VIDEOS!
    2) It's not gh3y. . .it's Italian!
    3) I think that hoppy steppy stuff is tH3 d34dly cockroach set. . .
    (stolen from the Spanish, yet equally d34dly la cucaracha forms)
    4) aaaaahhhhhrrrrrgggghhhh #%@&*$#% !!!111!!!

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    yowsers, those forms are appalling, even his technique is pretty crappy, look at his body posture on (what karateka would call an ushiro geri/ushiro maswashi geri) the back kicks, he looks like he is really struggling to get any height into any of his kicks except the snap ones.


    if i was him i would kill myself....

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    I think the 'fighting' video amply demonstrates how useless spin-kicks are when contact is involved. With no contact, every other kick was a spin-kick. When they went full contact, they tried it a couple of times, saw it didn't work, then went back to 'proper' kicks.

    Also, the 'forms' video was just a really bad dance. I thought the purpose of a form was fighting an imaginary opponent? He just pranced about looking like an even gayer Michael Flatley.
    Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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    *narrowed eyes*

    Don't insult Michael Flatley. I've KISSED Michael Flatley. He is not gay.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick
    *narrowed eyes*

    Don't insult Michael Flatley. I've KISSED Michael Flatley. He is not gay.
    Did you have to use BJJ?

    "runs away laughing"
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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    Sorry, couldn´t resist.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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