Seen this whirling crapfest yet?

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 11/25/2004 1:05am

Okay, okay, just watched the forms. Now, did anyone else think he was trying to work "Persian" dance moves into the forms? He looked like a fucking dervish a few times.

Those were lame forms, by the way. At least with the CMA forms, there is beauty and the Japanese forms are filled with power and precision. That just looked like someone who couldn't breakdance properly.

**Carpe Noctem** · Posted On: 11/25/2004 1:09am

What the ****.

PERSIAN kung fu?

This is gayer than my goddamned lieutenant.

**McDojo Artist** · Posted On: 11/25/2004 1:36am

Haha these guys have 73 000 techniques too

Le tecniche
Le tecniche vengono studiate sia isolatamente sia in lunghe sequenze chiamate kata. Ogni sequenza sviluppa determinate capacità tecniche e di orientamento nello spazio. E' in particolar modo nei kata che si studiano i passaggi dell'energia da un canale all'altro.
Vi sono 73.000 tecniche a mani nude e con le armi (say, spada rekeyma, nun-cha-ku), suddivise in diversi livelli di apprendimento.

**Bang!** · Posted On: 11/25/2004 1:45am

That guy's got plenty of physical ability. If someone taught him a martial art, he could really do some damage.

**Meex** · Posted On: 11/25/2004 1:53am

Originally Posted by tkdan28

fighting has been covered so let me do the forms...

I think the forms are covered quite well by your avatar.
I don't have anything to say about the topic. I, too, am speechless. . .

`~?

hmm. . .on further review, I do have a few things to say:
1) If you haven't yet, save yourself, DON'T LOOK AT THE VIDEOS!
2) It's not gh3y. . .it's Italian!
3) I think that hoppy steppy stuff is tH3 d34dly cockroach set. . .
(stolen from the Spanish, yet equally d34dly la cucaracha forms)
4) aaaaahhhhhrrrrrgggghhhh #%@&*$#% !!!111!!!

**TCDD** · Posted On: 11/25/2004 9:57am

yowsers, those forms are appalling, even his technique is pretty crappy, look at his body posture on (what karateka would call an ushiro geri/ushiro maswashi geri) the back kicks, he looks like he is really struggling to get any height into any of his kicks except the snap ones.

if i was him i would kill myself....

**Matsufubu** · Posted On: 11/25/2004 1:27pm

I think the 'fighting' video amply demonstrates how useless spin-kicks are when contact is involved. With no contact, every other kick was a spin-kick. When they went full contact, they tried it a couple of times, saw it didn't work, then went back to 'proper' kicks.

Also, the 'forms' video was just a really bad dance. I thought the purpose of a form was fighting an imaginary opponent? He just pranced about looking like an even gayer Michael Flatley.