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  1. JBliss is offline
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    Don't mess with the Mega-Buster

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    11/24/2004 5:07pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Seen this whirling crapfest yet?

    kung-fu T'oa


    check out the vids
    Jumpin Jahosaphat it's the suck!

    no really, this guy gves TKD a bad name
    (yeah!) :XXpuke:
    Secret moves such as hitting a thing with your hand and hitting a thing with your leg have been stolen and degenerated by arts like karate, boxing, muay-thai, Kung-fu, and basketball. -Epicurious

    I for one welcome our new Ninja overlords.
    -Whiteshark

    I figure fighting a group of chunners would be like water torture, its not the force as such, just the constant trickle of chain punches wearing down your sanity. -The Juggernoob
  2. Peter H. is offline

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    11/24/2004 5:13pm


     Style: Aikido-Kickboxing-Taichi

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    I am shocked into near silence on the craptasticularness of the fighting video. I can only assume that everyone was wearing a white belt, not out of some belief that all students must wear white belts, but because it was everyone's first class.
    "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
    -My three year old trash talking to me

    "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
    -The Honky Tonk Man

    "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
    -My Father to me one day

    "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
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  3. lifetime is offline

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    11/24/2004 5:54pm


     Style: TKD, MT

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    Indeed. That fighting's some kinda horrible. It's obvious none of them know how to kick, and only some of them have basic flexibility in kicking past the waist. God that was a steaming load of shite.
  4. JKDChick is offline
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    11/24/2004 6:36pm

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     Style: JKD, BJJ

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    No Contact: Jump up and down in place, throwing untargeted random kicks.

    Full Contact: Apparently, the Head is not part of "Full" contact. Is it in "Extra Special Contact"? "Super Duper Contact"?

    That was bad to level of badness I have seldom seen.
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    11/24/2004 6:48pm


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I did one of those small, breathless giggles that grows louder and louder till its a full blown gale of laughter.

    I especially liked the video demonstrating how 3 inept martial artists can easily beat up their equally unskilled classmate. Great, 4 and a half stars from me.
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  6. Equipoise is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/24/2004 7:09pm

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    That was good for a laugh, I was reading the instructor's video description and it basically said that he's known for his esoteric movement and his ability to use the mathmatics and geometry of the body to release the full energy potential in his hands. Also on the video when it was 1 vs 3, I could of sworn the guy in the background said Cosa la merda...
  7. Equipoise is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/24/2004 7:15pm

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    OMFG, They show the secret Dim Mak on the breaking video... And breaking bricks with their heads. Good technique to know should they ever be attacked by an apartment building.
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    Posted On:
    11/24/2004 8:44pm

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     Style: Taekwondo

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    fighting has been covered so let me do the forms...

    • if you added the right music they could rival River Dance for excitement
    • forms are stylized combat... I kept trying to visualize his opponents and never could figure out who he was fighting, but I think they had tenacles
    • he did a hop hop hop steppy move toward the end that would be good defense against small hobbits
    • this is the first time on this board I have been offend by a TKD reference... **** ATA is better than this


    as far as the breaking, WTF were they breaking? It looked like styrofoam bricks.
    Last edited by tkdan28; 11/24/2004 8:47pm at .
    Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69

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  9. Trueblood is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/24/2004 10:47pm


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    I'm speechless.
    I've been staring at those two words for a few minutes now, trying to think of something more to say. The best I've got is the fairly off-color comment made by a guy at work a year or so ago...

    "Steaming pile, liquid center."
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    11/25/2004 12:47am


     Style: I'm a ninja bitch!

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    Jesus Christ those have to be the g3yest forms ever.
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