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  1. Freddy is offline

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    Professor Florendo Visitacion was a decent martial artist. I personaly dont like that site. Seems abit bogus if you ask me. I dont think the name "Kuntao Jiujitsu" actually do him any justice either.
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    I liked this quote from the Self-Defense for the Handicapped article (http://www.kuntaojiujitsu.com/article1.htm):

    "He is me," said Petronelli. "in reality." Petronelli, in 1999 was inducted into the World Martial Arts Hall of Fame, received his doctorate degree in martial arts and successfully tested before the International Society of Head Founders Head Families Council and received his Sokeship in Re System Te in the Art of Kuntao Jiu Jitsu. In 2000, Petronelli was elected Chairman of the Executive Board of Directors of the World Martial Arts Hall of Fame.
    1) Creepy. Your teacher sees you as his clone. That's gotta be healthy.

    2) Doctorate in martial arts. Even Asian universities that study this more as a discipline (academically, I mean) don't do this. They award professorships in it, but the degrees are in physical education and the like. What kind of reporter doesn't say to themselves, "Doctorate in martial arts? What the hell?"

    3) The last two sentences are so chock full of self-appointed titles, fake organizations for fake titles and fake awards that I just have to stand on my chair and applaud.
    I dork harder than any of you can imagine.

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    The University of Bridgeport has a Bachelor's in MA, but I've never seen a Doctorate program.
    Quote Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
    I would so do Buttsecks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
    The University of Bridgeport has a Bachelor's in MA, but I've never seen a Doctorate program.
    Bridgeport....... what a wonderful town. :evil6:
    "We spoke to them in the only language they understood: the machine gun"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
    The University of Bridgeport has a Bachelor's in MA, but I've never seen a Doctorate program.
    Yeah, I was hasty. You can't really say that there isn't one or any degree like that in the known universe. But it is one of those degrees that would be bullshit and fake no matter what. You can get a Ph.D in exercise science, education, psychology, history, Asian Languages and culture and any other component of martial arts. The degree would be kind of silly, like getting a doctorate in war, or an M.D. in the spleen.
    I dork harder than any of you can imagine.

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    But Hawkeye, I get my most interesting criminal cases from there! Plus a client who the prosecutor keeps telling me injects heroin through his neck, (like how would she know?)
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    Tracks on the neck are hard to hide. (Mrs. Afronaut is a trial lawyer too.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel Browning
    But Hawkeye, I get my most interesting criminal cases from there! Plus a client who the prosecutor keeps telling me injects heroin through his neck, (like how would she know?)
    Nice! I bet you got some pretty interesting stories from that dump. It seems to me Bridgeport is to CT what Holyoke is to MA. Industrial **** town.
    "We spoke to them in the only language they understood: the machine gun"
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    But without the industry unless one counts the drug trade :P
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    I had to go to court for reckless driving there back in the day. Complete and utter shithole. Nice judge, though.
    You say what about my rice?
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