Don't mess with the Mega-Buster
Posted On:11/20/2004 6:18pm
Style: A+B, D-Pad
Lets see...what hasn't been done yet? Lets take a little known indonesian interpretation of chinese boxing and add to it the infamous coverall japanese fighting style and oila'! We gots all our bases belonging to us.
Ta Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Kuntao Jiujitsu!!!! (omigawd T3H D34DL3Y)
quote from the site "We train to fight by training not to fight,”
yeah it smells like it ...its like when I was on the swim team " I train to swim by training not to swim"
so I might just have to check it out to be absolutley sure.
I remember reading an article in my ol' University's newspaper about their self defense crash course for co-eds. Reeks so hard! quotes like " he defended himself with a rolled up term paper it was amazing!" and me imagining a Rex-kwon-do scene ...."grab my wrist...my other wrist...with your other hand....WHAP I break the grip with out using any effort." ....or whatever....I dunno take a look, send me a mission statement if you want .
Last edited by JBliss; 11/20/2004 7:33pm at .
Secret moves such as hitting a thing with your hand and hitting a thing with your leg have been stolen and degenerated by arts like karate, boxing, muay-thai, Kung-fu, and basketball. -Epicurious
I for one welcome our new Ninja overlords.
I figure fighting a group of chunners would be like water torture, its not the force as such, just the constant trickle of chain punches wearing down your sanity. -The Juggernoob
Da Komrads... Again you are MadPelvisOwn3d!
Posted On:11/20/2004 6:56pm
Style: Spetsnaz Shovel-Fu
Well, I checked out the website and there seems to be some benefits to training here. Check out this pic I found... hell, if this dummy can land chicks using this art I can too!
To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence;
Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
Sun "Fu Man JhooJits" Tzu, the Art of War & Guinness
Sardonic or Sarcastic?
Posted On:11/20/2004 7:54pm
Style: Filipino Kun Tao, Kali
Kuntao Jiu-Jitsu was started in Indonesia but was brought to this country by an immigrant from the Philippines, Professor Florendo Visitacion, affectionately known as Professor “Vee,” who toned down the once illegal, lethal, martial art and began teaching it to Americans. Since his death several years ago, Visitacion’s only heirs are Professor-Soke Richard Petronelli and “Soke-Dai” (which means designated heir) Mark Bochner.
Nothing like coming right out and saying that what you're teaching is watered-down crap!!
Last edited by Honey Badger; 11/20/2004 10:02pm at .
Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
I would so do Buttsecks.
Posted On:11/20/2004 8:26pm
Tiny Tigers and Dangerous Dragons, sigh.
Posted On:11/20/2004 8:39pm
I guess these guys follow the philosophy that street combat training is just like regular training, only you wear street clothes.
I'm not drowning my sorrows, I'm preserving them in alcohol.
Posted On:11/20/2004 9:09pm
Style: none currently, ex-TSK
how to properly defend themselves with little to no effort.
WTF?! Is this some kind of catch-phrase? The Shao-Choy-Hung school in that other thread said EXACTLY the same thing, pretty much verbatim. They can't be serious... oh the humanity!
They do get points for a semi-competently designed webpage and a unique domain name. Important for credibility. Well, what little they DO have.
Last edited by bodar; 11/20/2004 9:11pm at .
Posted On:11/20/2004 10:28pm
Style: Gracie Barra Jiu Jitsu
not much on ettiquete huh.
Eduardo "Why'd you stop."
Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."
Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."
Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."
Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."
Originally posted by Ralek
My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.
Posted On:11/22/2004 3:50pm
Style: Liu Seong Gung Fu
Professor V actually has a quite a good reputation.
Well, he did. Passed a few back i believe.
as far as the watering down goes...
how many of you train in juDO, or aikiDO, or tiekwanDO?
or any other sport for that matter?
all of those arts are 'watered down'.
it is so EVERYBODY can play.
you guys should go and check em out and see if they suck.
tell em you want to stickfight.
To the Bat Pole!
Posted On:11/22/2004 4:32pm
Like others involved in the arts Marc does not exhibit what he knows. He pursues his study for self-satisfaction and not to fight. One of the basic rules in his martial arts education is to learn to end a fight in three second by taking control over the situation. In fact, Marc has never been in a fight.
Heh. Why am I not surprised?
Convincing disabled people that they can kick ass just because they have a belt is money-grubbing of the lowest kind.
And does this guy have any students that AREN'T little kids? Is there something we should know about this dude?
Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
Posted On:11/22/2004 4:53pm
Style: Firearms, Kali
Gotta agree with IndoChinese on this one. Professor Vee was known a very knowledgable and humble man.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood: the machine gun"
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