Phil Elmore: Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town (Photoshop Fun too!)

**Onecardshort** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 3:01am

Hush, Brand. Everyone around here knows we a facist dictators, bent only on silencing our foes.

at last, truth at bullshido, I'm going to treasure this one for ever...

As for Phil, he's the only man I know of that was asked to stop posting threads of him with new knife/toy at E-budo as no-one else was interested (is a "-" in no-one acceptable to the grammer nazis or should I use a space?). For E-budo this was tantamount to being told to **** yourself slowly in the arse with a tai-gip covered in sandpaper at bullshido.

**A.D.D** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 7:31am

Originally Posted by Onecardshort

at last, truth at bullshido, I'm going to treasure this one for ever...

As for Phil, he's the only man I know of that was asked to stop posting threads of him with new knife/toy at E-budo as no-one else was interested (is a "-" in no-one acceptable to the grammer nazis or should I use a space?). For E-budo this was tantamount to being told to **** yourself slowly in the arse with a tai-gip covered in sandpaper at bullshido.

I will see you at Grammar Rodeo 2005!

Hmm that guy kind of reminds me of a friend, I use the term loosely, of a friend who believes he is Wolverine... Rubbing his knuckles saying something about the claws are going to come out.

He has a wedding ring on... Lucky lady. Eyebrow McGee looks like the catch of the century.

**Onecardshort** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 7:36am

I will see you at Grammar Rodeo 2005!
Hmm that guy

The horror, how dare you neglect to use a comma after you’re phonetic hmm! Their should be a rule against this, noone can do this type of thing, weather their spelling correctly or not!

**A.D.D** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 7:59am

Originally Posted by Onecardshort

The horror, how dare you neglect to use a comma after you’re phonetic hmm! Their should be a rule against this, noone can do this type of thing, weather their spelling correctly or not!

Oh no mygrammerRoadeo DAYS are numberd!

I conseed to the gramatikalee correctnes you have inflikted!

**Phrost** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 8:45am

Those pictures are just too great. Should have a whole series. But, I guarantee I get an email about violating his copyright.

We'll have to have Sam B. chime in on whether or not it's fair use.

**Shuma-Gorath** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 8:48am

I say he replaces TaeBo Girl on the Header of Shame.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 8:53am

**Gezere** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 9:12am

ROFLMAO!

**DCS** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 9:14am

What Asia said.

**The Wastrel** · Posted On: 11/19/2004 9:18am

I just thought I should point out again that Elmore's buddy is claiming to have used his hand-to-hand skills in Mogadishu as an Air Force "Wideband and Satellite Communications Systems Spec". He may be merely referring to the time he got into a fight with his roommate over whether Bruce Lee could beat up Jackie Chan, but I kind of doubt it.