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  1. Kungfoolss is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crash
    Yes, it's self-published.

    No, really. According to Booklocker.com, which Amazon lists as the publisher of Phil's book: "We're a print-on-demand and ebook publishing services company. We help authors who want to self-publish get their book into the market using print-on-demand and ebook technology.

    Print-On-Demand (POD) - Using print-on-demand technology, we offer a package where authors can produce their manuscripts as print books, and have those print books sold directly to a customer via the Internet, as well as offered to bookstores who would then resell the books to customers."
    I'm curious to know how many of these books were purchased by the author himself. Which he turned around and gave to folks he knows (whom will never read it anyway) and a few copies for his own library, then claim credit for "books purchased." I wouldn't put it past phil. :phil:
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    Heh Kalin Shadeuz?

    I'm going to write a book with a guy called Stony McDark
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    It's hilarious when the author directly protrays himself into his own creation.
    No difference between that and masterbation. Lame.

    All authors will have something incommon with their creations. It may be the mood of the character or painting..yadda yadda yadda.

    But please don't post yourself as a gun totting hero of the future.
  4. Kungfoolss is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim

    But please don't post yourself as a gun totting hero of the future.
    Yes, but you're talking about a guy that has more pictures of himself on the net than hitler does. Oddly enough, I'm guessing he believes he's some sort of RBSD sex symbol. You have to admire phil's warped sense of self esteem.
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    He thinks he's Howard Rourke.
  6. Lu Tze is offline

    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kungfoolss
    Supposedly, he's written another fictional novel (no, I'm not referring to his self-defense book - 'Short Penis in Hand'), it's called 'Mechanical War. ' Guess who's the featured hero on the cover?

    Mechanical War

    Read the 5-Star review phil elmore gave himself at Amazon.com -
    Jesus this guy has issues (not Jesus, Elmore).

    Actually Jesus has some pretty big issues too.

    But not as much as ol' Phil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kungfoolss
    Supposedly, he's written another fictional novel (no, I'm not referring to his self-defense book - 'Short Penis in Hand'), it's called 'Mechanical War. ' Guess who's the featured hero on the cover?

    Mechanical War

    Read the 5-Star review phil elmore gave himself at Amazon.com -
    So we have another tail featuring a character from a another book that from all accounts SUCKED. Great.

    The was an article recently in either ARMY TIMES or MARINE TIMES about fake war heros and military wannabes. Ralph and Phil would fit right in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kungfoolss
    Supposedly, he's written another fictional novel (no, I'm not referring to his self-defense book - 'Short Penis in Hand'), it's called 'Mechanical War. ' Guess who's the featured hero on the cover?

    Mechanical War

    Read the 5-Star review phil elmore gave himself at Amazon.com -
    I'd rather read this:
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    He TOTALLY wrote that Amazon review himself.

    What a complete and utter tit.
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    Did anyone catch the disclaimer at the bottom left hand corner of the screen...?

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