Phil Elmore: Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town (Photoshop Fun too!)

[kenpofred]

http://www.themartialist.com/knives.htm

Looks like he cuts his hair with those knives.

[ImAlrdyNum]

Check out the website of the martial arts school he attends:

http://www.shanliangli.com/

He helped "create" this art with the help of his friend and teacher David Pearson, who only has a black belt in Judo and a self-assigned black belt in his own system. Too funny.

[JoKyoNym]

Apparently this guy is a true believer in the whole "I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 mentality". Of course the likelyhood of him shooting somebody that wanted a quarter to make a phone call is probably 12 fold over the average guy as well.

[Oddjob]

I once used the eyebrow raise to avoid a fight.

I now have a training routine while at the monitor.

[JKDChick]

afronaut, not that I mind, but what IS your thing with Phil?

[MaverickZ]

Badder than ol' King Kong? Or merely meaner than a junkyard dog?

Note the eyebrow raise.

he don't look like no Leroy Brown to me

[Aesopian]

afronaut, not that I mind, but what IS your thing with Phil?

Everyone has their guy. For example, I know far, far too much about Ashida Kim.

[johnbo]

I'm sure he's a dangerous man with the knife in his hand.

(but if you take away the knife he looks like a dork to me?!?)

[afronaut]

afronaut, not that I mind, but what IS your thing with Phil?

When I find someone who is actually more pathetic and spasticated than me I have get all up in there like swimwear.

Besides, he's like a comedy vending machine. Push a button and more stuff always comes out.

[Poop Loops]

Badder than ol' King Kong? Or merely meaner than a junkyard dog?

Note the eyebrow raise.

Is it just me, or does he have a watch on EACH hand?

PL