What are your credentials

[JKDChick]

Jjjj ... jjjjj ... joojjjoo(stutter trails in silence)

JOE SON DO? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BE KIDDING!

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

[noodles]

Thanks, I was hoping for a response more along those lines.

Actually, I just saw ol' Joe was on TV recently. Wonder if he still trains anyone?

[jing shen gou]

Jing Shen Gou! I challenge you!
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"Sorry, did I say that out loud?"

SamHarber, I wont need all that, I shall whak you with my sword of the day walker while dressed in my neogothic minister of death robes, then i shall use the esoteric style known only to a select few of my ninja clan, known only as voodookai.
After striking you down with my esoteric style known only to a select few in my ninja clan as voodookai, I shall go forth to collect all seven dragon balls to reurect you and kill you again using hamikamiha to blast you to pieces!!!

the world you live in is just a sugar coated toping. beneath it is another world. The real world. and to survive there you must learn to pull the trigger!!!-Blade