Posted On:11/13/2004 6:05pm
Style: Liu Seong Kuntao, Baguazh
Yet another "master" jumps out of the woodwork. What exactly is a "Master of Defense" anyway? He must be good if he's providing the "highest caliber of defense training and services." Read on and be enlightened.
In the following thread the exhaulted MOD receives "recognition" for his his contribution to the war on terror when his buddy gives him a company coin while returning home on R&R leave. Man, you'd think he was given the Medal of Honor or something. :icon_puke
If this isn't McDojo, I don't know what is.
It's all a bunch of crap, but at least he doesn't throw in a photo montage like Phat Phil.
Last edited by Blue Collar; 11/13/2004 6:32pm at .
Reason: Change title
Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:11/13/2004 6:39pm
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
I especially enjoyed reading that disclosing the unit which "awarded" him the coin is some sort of outrageous OPSEC violation.
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
Posted On:11/13/2004 6:54pm
Style: 11 1/2 Dan in Roshambo
quote from his post:
"The members of the unit all have a price on their heads"
It must be true though....there are three pages of people who believe him, and that many people can't be fooled :icon_roll
Posted On:11/13/2004 7:09pm
Choose a different icon STUPID FUCKING N00B!!!
And welcome to bullshido.
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg
El Guapo says dance!
Posted On:11/13/2004 7:50pm
I'm pretty sure "Master of Defense" is a new feat in D&D 3.5.
Posted On:11/14/2004 12:38am
Style: In Transition
...Maybe it's a variation to Master of the Universe? He-man will be angry...
By "Gild" does the mean "Guild"?
Posted On:11/14/2004 12:52am
Style: Knife-jitsu o=]==>
Very interesting. It's a little un-nerving he calls himself "Master of Defense".
Last edited by Reikon; 11/14/2004 12:52am at .
Reason: fix spelling
Posted On:11/14/2004 11:10am
Style: San shou(tai chi) +judo
Do you think it was the A-Team he taught?
On the run for a crime they didnt commit....they are the Tuslisan Eskrima Gide.
Outlaw skirmish guild in Cebrenou? Spanish and then dutch (I think).
Originally Posted by Stickx
It must suck for legit practitioners of tai chi like Cullion to see their art get all watered down into exercise for seniors.
Those who esteme qi have no strength. ~ Exposition of Insights into the Thirteen Postures Attrib: Wu Yuxiang founder of Wu style tai chi.
Fear and bullets.
Posted On:11/14/2004 12:39pm
Mster of Defence was a title used by European weapons intructors from the dark ages until maybe 150 years ago. It was sort of a generic catch-all term, and with little or no certification or verification records, was probably the first recorded case of McDojoism. This guy either plays way to much D&D or has gone to a couple of Ren Faires.
And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".
--Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.
Posted On:11/14/2004 4:38pm
Style: Tae Kwon Do
Hey assholes that is so cruel of you to openly down on a thing so great as D&D 3.5 it is the ultimate in roleplaying...........oooops i mean yeah the guys a dick heheh...hehehe *runs*
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