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    Master of Defense? What is THAT?

    Yet another "master" jumps out of the woodwork. What exactly is a "Master of Defense" anyway? He must be good if he's providing the "highest caliber of defense training and services." Read on and be enlightened.

    www.geocities.com/paul_janulis/Home.html

    In the following thread the exhaulted MOD receives "recognition" for his his contribution to the war on terror when his buddy gives him a company coin while returning home on R&R leave. Man, you'd think he was given the Medal of Honor or something. :icon_puke

    http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17764

    If this isn't McDojo, I don't know what is.

    http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18978

    It's all a bunch of crap, but at least he doesn't throw in a photo montage like Phat Phil.
    Last edited by Blue Collar; 11/13/2004 7:32pm at . Reason: Change title

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    I especially enjoyed reading that disclosing the unit which "awarded" him the coin is some sort of outrageous OPSEC violation.
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    quote from his post:

    "The members of the unit all have a price on their heads"

    It must be true though....there are three pages of people who believe him, and that many people can't be fooled :icon_roll

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    Choose a different icon STUPID FUCKING N00B!!!

    And welcome to bullshido.
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    I'm pretty sure "Master of Defense" is a new feat in D&D 3.5.

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    ...Maybe it's a variation to Master of the Universe? He-man will be angry...

    By "Gild" does the mean "Guild"?

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    Very interesting. It's a little un-nerving he calls himself "Master of Defense".
    Last edited by Reikon; 11/14/2004 1:52am at . Reason: fix spelling

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    Do you think it was the A-Team he taught?

    On the run for a crime they didnt commit....they are the Tuslisan Eskrima Gide.

    Outlaw skirmish guild in Cebrenou? Spanish and then dutch (I think).

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    Mster of Defence was a title used by European weapons intructors from the dark ages until maybe 150 years ago. It was sort of a generic catch-all term, and with little or no certification or verification records, was probably the first recorded case of McDojoism. This guy either plays way to much D&D or has gone to a couple of Ren Faires.
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    Hey assholes that is so cruel of you to openly down on a thing so great as D&D 3.5 it is the ultimate in roleplaying...........oooops i mean yeah the guys a dick heheh...hehehe *runs*

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