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    Ninjas invade Long Island

    http://www.lininja.com
    This is the first ninjitsu school I've ever seen in LI. Supposedly they teach a form of jujistu and ninpo. The randori they showed seemed bullshidoish a la aikido demonstrations. I know not all aikido is bullshido, I'm just generalizing frrom the few aikido clips I've seen on here. I will definetley check out the school. Also not alot of guys here from NY let alone Long Island so this won't probably matter to alot of you.

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    Matsufubu's Avatar
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    Focus on tiny kids? Check.

    Pushing merchandise? Check.

    Crappy demo video with students offering no resistance and falling over? Check.

    Hilarious photoshopped pictures of kids looking deadly next to wolves and tigers? Check.

    Bloody funny if you ask me. My favourite quote of the site:

    "Today’s Little Ninjas Are Tomorrow’s Future!"

    Look out world!
    Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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    Quick tour around the site and.... wow, just getting your black belt gets you a rank of Sensei, nice. Oh, and Seagal is one of his Inspirations. What could go wrong?

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    I fucking hate ninjas.
    "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." – Voltaire.

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    Under the techniques section, the video started out like a badass fight in
    Vegas or something, only to reveal its true colors - How our style is very
    effective against some guy who does stuff we are expecting. I think it
    would look very Ettish-y if a real NHB guy got in there.

    Entertaining, though.
    It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo -- Mitch Hedberg

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    I would like to point out that this kid was given a black belt by them --
    MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX

    "blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
    "Fag."
    "Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"

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    aahahahaha, this website rules --



    I think she's demonstrating their Happy Cardiac Arrest Technique.
    MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX

    "blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
    "Fag."
    "Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antagony
    aahahahaha, this website rules --



    I think she's demonstrating their Happy Cardiac Arrest Technique.
    "i pledge allegiance... to a dog... with hitler, on top of a mountain... barky! whuh... what are you doing?! stop pushing, barky, i'm close to the ledge! this isn't funny, barky! no! no! NO NO NOOOOOO BAAAAARKY WHY WHY AAAAAAAGH..."
    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    Bleep bleep blip bloop

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    This needs to go in a pics of disaster thread.
    Nice pledge, too. Almost looks like sig. material
    (I pledge allegiance to a dog with Hitler on top of a mountain)
    It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo -- Mitch Hedberg

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    "The 6700 square foot building has two separate training floors and a full shuriken and archery range"

    Did you guys see this? I'm signing up!

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