Posted On:11/08/2004 5:31am
Last night watched this rubbish program on UK's Channel 4 that suggests that there is a goat lab in Fort Bragg where they try and stop goats hearts with the power of the mind:
"In 1979 a secret unit was established by the most gifted minds within the US Army. Defying all known accepted military practice - and indeed, the laws of physics - they believed that a soldier could adopt the cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls and, perhaps most chillingly, kill goats just by staring at them. Entrusted with defending America from all known adversaries, they were the First Earth Battalion. And they really weren't joking. What's more, they're back and fighting the War on Terror. 'The men who stare at goats' reveals extraordinary - and very nutty - national secrets at the core of George W Bush's War on Terror."
It had some interesting stuff and was wondering if anyone had any info on the following:
1st Earth Battalion
Im actually mostly interested in the 1st earth battalion as it does exist - anyone read it?
The rest was just standard Bullshido:
There was a fat bloke using the 'predator' 'that is used by the military' (like a cheap plastic kobutan - but quite cool...) - do the military really use the predator? The guy doing some martial demos was Pete Brusso (looked fairly competent).
Then the had Guy Savelli - killed hamsters with 'intention'... he supposedly trained '3rd Battalion 7th Special Forces Group' - Savelli was based in Ohio and had 'Savellis dance and Kung fu' - he was quite sad.
They also talked about Michael Echaris (Echarris?) who died from stopping the hearts of too many goats...
I think this is worth a bullshido investigation.
Posted On:11/08/2004 6:24am
Style: Wing Chun Kuen
"What powers you ask?
I dunno.. how about the power of flight,
that do anything for ya?
It's levitation, Holmes.
How about the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away,
With MIND bullets?!?
That's telekenisis Kyle"
My guns bigger than Scrapper's!
Posted On:11/08/2004 7:16am
How did you find this? Delete at once before they come for you!!! :5ziplip:
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
Posted On:11/08/2004 7:46am
THEY KILLED MY GOAT!
Last edited by Rock Mechanic; 11/08/2004 8:11am at .
Posted On:11/08/2004 8:03am
I saw that program. I was kind of funny seeing the guy demo the predator while soliders were practising bjj in the background. It was a bit rubbish when he demoed "thought projection" The guy was scared shitless, I could have done that. It was funny hearing about what really happened to michael echanis. Supposedly died in a chopper crash in Nicaragua, really (?) died letting someone drive a jeep over him and the driver went a bit too fast :)
Posted On:11/08/2004 8:10am
I can't believe there really is a 'Goat Lab' or the 1st Earth Battalion.
Lord Of the Rhymes
Posted On:11/08/2004 8:18am
Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango
Imagine if you could alter heart rates with a look...
You'd make millions, putting the Viagra makers out of business, and killing their hamsters and goats, so they won't get any again!
These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!
THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
Posted On:11/08/2004 8:33am
Style: Tao Ga
1) watch out for MIB
2) don't stare at my goat
...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:11/08/2004 9:24am
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
Back on the 60s the CIA looked into hypnosis as a means of making people kill people. It failed utterly.
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Sardonic or Sarcastic?
Posted On:11/08/2004 11:05am
Style: Filipino Kun Tao, Kali
Guy Savelli makes these claims on his Huc Chung Kun Tao website. http://www.worldkungfu.com/
I'm ashamed that he even calls it Kun Tao. He's a running joke in our class.
It's a shame that he's hiding behind the wall o' bullshido because he was considered to be one of DeThour's best, once upon a time.
Our question is "What is he doing to these goats once he knocks them unconscious? " There's only so many things you can do with an unconscious goat and not many of them are good.
Last edited by Honey Badger; 11/08/2004 11:19am at .
Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
I would so do Buttsecks.
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