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Posted On:11/07/2004 6:57pm
Hampshire - I used to live in Dorset. New forest - Gyppo land!
They decided to crash the nearest town, Bournemouth. Caused so much trouble that all the pubs and clubs had to close down.
2 or 3 bouncers per pub, tough as they are, couldn't handle a swarm of pissed up pikeys looking for trouble.
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Posted On:11/07/2004 7:00pm
Style: MT, BJJ
If there is any trouble they just move on and terrorize a new town, they really are great human beings.
Posted On:11/07/2004 7:09pm
Great isn't it - ANd I think there is some archaic council law that says these travelling folks are allowed a week's grace to camp on public land, before being booted off by the police.
So they get a week to pillage each town... They truly are a wonderful addition to the British Populace.
That fighting pikey video - not bad, real, REAL pikeys would have degenerated into shoving sticks in each others eyes and eating the observers.
Posted On:11/07/2004 7:18pm
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
So the video does feature gypsies per se?
In Austria they were a darker folk.
Posted On:11/07/2004 7:32pm
Just watched the vid againwith the volume cranked up.
They're pikeys alright, couldn't understand a fuckin word....
The guy who won was wide open for a cro cop style left high kick to the head :)
BJJ wins again!
Posted On:11/07/2004 10:14pm
Sounds like we're dealin' with REAVERS!
I ain't goin' anywhere near Reaver territory. . . . .
Posted On:11/07/2004 10:28pm
Supercrap, are you local? :)
Hmm, $10000 prize, unlicensed boxing, poor English skills...KIMBO! Why hasn't Mr. Slice visited England yet?
I'm not drowning my sorrows, I'm preserving them in alcohol.
Posted On:11/07/2004 10:32pm
Yes, there was a little kimbo action in that clip, when the guy was nursing his bleeding eye so the other guy socked him in it. Helpful chap.
KAyne, I used to be local. What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!
Now I'm in Australia, can't say I miss pikeys, gippos or 'locals'
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Posted On:11/07/2004 11:10pm
Style: Mixed Martial Arts
Originally Posted by supercrap
The gypsies near where I used to live in South England were scum.
Nothing like the Roman Gypsies of legend living in beautiful ornate caravans and travelling Europe dabbling in the occult and generally keeping to themselves.
No, these guys live in government housing, NEVER wash, NEVER clean anything in their house or garden (burnt out cars, dead horses, tricycles, washing machines, dead relatives...) just about anything you could imaging was either rotting or rusting on display in their gardens for all to see. They'd steal anything that wasn't locked down, spoke a gutteral form of english that was so hard to understand you just had to smile and nod whenever one of them trained their beady little eyes on you and hope they werent about to rip your liver out and sell it.
They were ALL either obese or morbidly skinny, pale and sallow from malnutrition, all of them have shifty little inbred eyes that point in different directions.
Favourite pastimes of theirs included - firing stones in slingshots at my family (especially my baby sister in her pram - easy target) torturing, killing and / or molesting any pets you may have, harassing the good folk of the neighbourhood, coming round to ask for money for the week leading up to and the week after any public holiday (christmas, new year, halloween, **** even the queen's birthday)
While I never saw them training or boxing, I did see them administering the beatdowns on many occasion and had to pedal as fast as my little legs could carry me to escape my own beatings.
In short, they are dirty, crafty, ruthless and hard as nails, and I would not want to mess with them. Oh, and any one of them would kill brad pitt, rip his arms off, beat him with the arms, make a bbq out of him and give the leftovers to their three legged dog, WITHOUT even thinking TWICE about it!
Now that's what I call real ultimate power!
I believe it was said many a time in Snatch; "Fookin' Paikies!"
Posted On:11/08/2004 12:49am
Could you show me your points?
Where abouts in oz are you?
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