Thread: Got married yesterday
11/06/2004 3:14pm, #11
Yeah, make sure your wife moves her ass once in a while. Otherwise she's likely to put on weight and grow a dick.Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
11/06/2004 5:26pm, #12
11/06/2004 7:07pm, #13Originally Posted by brandeissansoo~Whatever Happens, Happens.~
~From this moment on, I shall be known as "He Who Smokes Bitches"~
11/06/2004 8:20pm, #14
I'm curious as to why you have two threads of the exact same subject.
11/08/2004 8:55am, #15
11/08/2004 9:05am, #16
btw - what kinda honeymoon ws posting on Bullshido? :tard:
11/08/2004 9:15am, #17
I love how this is in the ' Combat Sports Discussion' forum. Congrats! :DSurfing Facebook at work? Spread the good word by adding us on Facebook today! https://www.facebook.com/Bullshido
11/12/2004 5:33pm, #18Originally Posted by Traditional TomAnd that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.
11/12/2004 7:17pm, #19Originally Posted by greese1
^What he said.......
Actually I'm just jealous:P. Congrats dude.
11/12/2004 10:54pm, #20
congratulationsCLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol