Learn Kung Fu by Correspondence

**ksmythe** · Posted On: 8/01/2002 10:49am

Check out William Cheungs site. He will actually teach you Wing Chun Kung Fu through the mail.

http://www.cheungswingchun.com/WWCKFAindex.html

**SDriver** · Posted On: 8/01/2002 11:02am

"Caution: Use of Correspondence Wing Chun on slick surface or without proper footwear nullifies all warranties of fitness for intended purpose."

**ksmythe** · Posted On: 8/01/2002 1:16pm

But the lingering question is: In which lesson do you learn to roll around on your back with your arms and legs int he air
like a bug?

**Roidie McDouchebag** · Posted On: 8/01/2002 2:02pm

LMAO@ksmythe!

**SifuAbel** · Posted On: 8/01/2002 4:10pm

Just to be fair. Everybody has a video. Including all your favorite MMA stars.

McDojo, is it what you do or is it what you think?

**ksmythe** · Posted On: 8/01/2002 5:21pm

True everybody does have a video to hock. But you've gotta check out the really sweeeeeet deal you get from GM Cheung!

From Level One to Level Three the candidate will receive:
* 9 personalised video Grading
* packet of 10 Grandmaster Cheung greeting cards
* 1 set of normal uniform
* 1 Wing Chun pin
* 1 Wing Chun patch
* specific notes for training
* silk banner
* Chi Power book
* 1 set Wooden Dummy posters
* 1 silk red Wing Chun jacket
*The Wing Chun Way" Vol 1 video
* Grading Structure
* 6 hours of Grandmaster Cheung's personalised videos

With that packet of William Cheung greeting cards, the snappy silk jacket and banner
you can be the hit at your local gay bar.

Edited by - ksmythe on August 01 2002 17:25:00

**SifuAbel** · Posted On: 8/01/2002 5:38pm

Pins, patches, jackets and uniforms are marketing standards. I'm sure you can get Royce G. 's jacket and patches somewhere. And, you can get the gracie CD for your computer.

Greeting cards however borderline cultism.

At least there is no levitation manual.

I wonder, is it because its a strange practice or is it because of the person offering them? Would you feel the same if Royce G. offered the same things? Not including the greeting cards of course.

McDojo, is it what you do or is it what you think?

**ksmythe** · Posted On: 8/01/2002 5:59pm

Well perhaps if he could teach levitation then he wouldn't have gotten his ass kicked by Boztepe.

**Mercurius** · Posted On: 8/02/2002 12:27am

Man, greeting cards? I can imagine a smiling GM Cheung and then text saying, "I'm not good with introductions, so why don't I just Wing it..."

For some reason, thinking about it creeps me out a little.

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And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**SDriver** · Posted On: 8/02/2002 9:19am

KFDW is right, the Gracies are marketing *machines.* I guarantee you that if he thought someone would buy them, Rorion would be selling greeting cards.

That doesn't make the Cheung thing any less cheesy. :)