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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I have always believed that it's better to solve your problems with words. But there is a time and a place to throw down. And when you come to that timeand place, you throw down everything you have. If anyone--man,woman,child,pope,senior citizen, etc.--tries to injure my nuts, he or she is going to the hospital. I'll go Ong Bak on someone trying that ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indestructible
    Speaking of nut sacks, here's a turkey. :drunken_s
    Hardcore. Awesome.
    Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayne
    Maybe he came in without any pants on, which is how she figured out that he was cheating in the first place.
    I wonder if she was going down on him, possibly discovered a (ahem) "new" scent, and determined that it was indeed not of her.....:surprised...and well there they go, hitting the wall like a little red spitball.
    [A friend once told me he found Jennifer Connelly hot.
    "Would she still be hot if she were melting in a car wreck, like at the end of Pollock, smelling of burnt hair and bubbling intestines?" I asked.
    "Oh hell yeah."
    "How? How would you even have sex with her?"
    "Just let her cool and fold her over, like an omolette."
    Since then we've always had this universal sign for Jennifer Connelly, it's like an "opening a book" motion, only backwards. And we are often known to softly remark "....like an omolette".]--boyd

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The lipstick wasn't on his lips? ;)

  5. #45

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Just like in the second matrix, "Wipe the her lipstick off." "What do you mean? I don't have any lipstick on my face!" "She didn't kiss your face." Too bad the third movie sucked balls.

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