Thread: nut sack ripped off
11/05/2004 3:16pm, #41
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- Aug 2004
I have always believed that it's better to solve your problems with words. But there is a time and a place to throw down. And when you come to that timeand place, you throw down everything you have. If anyone--man,woman,child,pope,senior citizen, etc.--tries to injure my nuts, he or she is going to the hospital. I'll go Ong Bak on someone trying that ****.
11/05/2004 6:13pm, #42Originally Posted by indestructibleBest Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg
11/05/2004 6:27pm, #43Originally Posted by Kayne[A friend once told me he found Jennifer Connelly hot.
"Would she still be hot if she were melting in a car wreck, like at the end of Pollock, smelling of burnt hair and bubbling intestines?" I asked.
"Oh hell yeah."
"How? How would you even have sex with her?"
"Just let her cool and fold her over, like an omolette."
Since then we've always had this universal sign for Jennifer Connelly, it's like an "opening a book" motion, only backwards. And we are often known to softly remark "....like an omolette".]--boyd
11/05/2004 11:06pm, #44
11/06/2004 12:08am, #45
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Just like in the second matrix, "Wipe the her lipstick off." "What do you mean? I don't have any lipstick on my face!" "She didn't kiss your face." Too bad the third movie sucked balls.