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Posted On:11/03/2004 7:32am
Style: Mixed Martial Arts
Damn, another successful 'monkey rips the peaches' attack. Poor guy.
Modesty forbids more.
Posted On:11/03/2004 7:44am
Style: Muay Thai, BJJ newbie.
I would like to say that I am very happy that there is no video evidence this time.
That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
- W.B. Yeats
Merry Christmas Bitch
Posted On:11/03/2004 8:15am
Style: Canadian Shidokan
True, no evidence, BUT, almost every MA system has a version of the nad ripper.
Even judo !
Posted On:11/03/2004 8:16am
I didn´t say I doubted it. It´s just that a video of that would screw up my day. Argh.
Posted On:11/03/2004 8:17am
Even judo? Really? They never taught me that, the bastards.
Posted On:11/03/2004 8:19am
Another piece of evidence to support the nut-sack as the worst design EVER.
"You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior
"Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco
"This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias
Posted On:11/03/2004 8:20am
Kimura AKA Groin Squeezer !!
Posted On:11/03/2004 10:53am
Style: MMA (and others)
Maybe...if...I was drunk...SEVERELY drunk...would I let an ENRAGED woman within 10 feet of my boys. BUT as soon as she started PULLING!!!! I would do WHATEVER I had to to protect myself and my (future) children. I mean come on we're talking about wiping out a continent of (possible) people here.
DISCLAIMER--"I would never condone the hitting of a woman, but I sure shake the **** outta one"-Rabbi Cris Rock--DISCLAIMER
[A friend once told me he found Jennifer Connelly hot.
"Would she still be hot if she were melting in a car wreck, like at the end of Pollock, smelling of burnt hair and bubbling intestines?" I asked.
"Oh hell yeah."
"How? How would you even have sex with her?"
"Just let her cool and fold her over, like an omolette."
Since then we've always had this universal sign for Jennifer Connelly, it's like an "opening a book" motion, only backwards. And we are often known to softly remark "....like an omolette".]--boyd
Posted On:11/03/2004 11:20am
LMFAO at that sig^
Posted On:11/03/2004 11:27am
Style: none currently, ex-TSK
Yeah, when the twins are threatened, no holds are barred, and no one is unhittable. Headbutting children... using Five Point Palm Exploding Heart on a nun... acceptable defenses against a nut rip.
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