Thread: nut sack ripped off
11/03/2004 3:42am, #19chambersGuest
nut sack ripped off
"Well a man came home from his 46th birthday party his friends had thrown for him around 3am. His live-in girlfriend was waiting for him to come home. Once he entered the residence she immediately started accusing him of cheating. During the ensuing argument she manage to get a hold of his testicles and yanked so hard, she tore them from his scrotum."
Holy crap! Emin Boztepe was right .. you can rip someone's nut sack off!
11/03/2004 4:13am, #2
Empathy-induced suffering. Not good.
Well, I guess he doesn't feel very :male: anymore. Should've worn his cup.
11/03/2004 4:17am, #3
11/03/2004 4:20am, #4
Thanks, now I'm going to end up wearing a cup everywhere I go in public. Ow ow fucking ow..."The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."
11/03/2004 6:03am, #5
I guess band-aids are out of the question.
11/03/2004 6:13am, #6
Well, at least they can be stuck back on. :\
I wonder if he'll need therapy for this. :/
11/03/2004 6:15am, #7Originally Posted by MrMcFu
Glue stick. Works allll the time....
11/03/2004 6:34am, #8
For one very scary moment I thought there was going to a video link posted....
11/03/2004 7:21am, #9
Perhaps a staple gun and some silicon sealent to plug the leaks?
11/03/2004 7:31am, #10
Okay, I think mine just contracted in sympathy.