Thread: Jakalope - not the band
11/05/2004 6:18pm, #71Originally Posted by Jaguar Wong
This reminds me that we cannot forget JACKANAPES. The compulsively masturbating cross between a jackrabbit and some sort of lowland gorilla. I think they are distant relatives of the jackalope too.
11/05/2004 6:30pm, #72
11/05/2004 6:45pm, #73
I know, that link now gives this thread what could be a stunning example of reverse pwnedge.“We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
11/05/2004 8:03pm, #74
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No, there's rabbits with a weird virus :(
11/06/2004 12:22am, #75
Wow. Hook, line and sinker. Ever heard of drop bears, Raven?I'm not drowning my sorrows, I'm preserving them in alcohol.
11/06/2004 3:17pm, #76Originally Posted by Dochter
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11/06/2004 3:27pm, #77When chased, the jackalope will use its vocal abilities to elude capture. For instance, when chased by people it will call out phrases such as, "There he goes, over there," in order to throw pursuers off its track. The best way to catch a jackalope is to lure it with whiskey, as they have a particular fondness for this drink. Once intoxicated, the animal becomes slower and easier to hunt.
11/07/2004 9:32pm, #78Originally Posted by Raven
I'll look into the virus a little tomorrow when I actually have access to useful online material and journal articles.
11/07/2004 11:27pm, #79Originally Posted by Dochter
I thought you were a biology doctorate? If your not, then what are you studying?:qleft1: :new_cussi :qmickey: :evil7: :XXcat: :XXfish: :5crackup:
11/08/2004 7:16am, #80
Scientists should genetically modify rabbits to have interesting weaponry on their heads, tie them to remote-controlled cars, and start 'Rabbit Wars'.Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
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