Posted On:10/25/2004 11:33am
Style: Muay Thai
My aikido teacher told me to overexaggerate all the movements, so when I have adrenaline flowing through my body, the movements will be just right.
Also, I was told I'd eventually be able to see attacks before they happen.
"It's not the actual punch that does the damage, it's the snap back" - referrring to not leaving your arm hanging out there for someone to tear off.
Lord Of the Rhymes
Posted On:10/25/2004 1:07pm
Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango
Originally Posted by PoleFighter
"Our dragon is full of the deepest of secrets. Our entire system is hidden in the dragon. We are also called the brotherhood of the golden dragon.
My earth serpent is full of secrets, too. It's so big and thick, it has more secrets than you can dream of.
If you are a hot chick, I can introduce you into the secrets of the earth serpent, where those secrets will penetrate your...mind, and you will become a ninja mastah!
(on a related note, JKDchick, thanks for the place in your sig! :5cool: )
These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!
THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
Posted On:10/25/2004 1:13pm
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
I had a Civics teacher in High School tell me that Socialism was going to be the economic system of the future, as a good thing.
In hindsight, he was just a dirty hippie douche.
Posted On:10/25/2004 1:16pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
I can't remember DEAR Master Choi ever speaking to me, so I don't have anything from my TKD days and all my teachers now are cool.
So, nothing, sorry. I'm really just posting so Jolly_Roger gets a thrill from my sig.
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Modesty forbids more.
Posted On:10/25/2004 1:18pm
Style: Muay Thai, BJJ newbie.
A history teacher in high school said the clouds didn´t move, it was the earth that was revolving. They stay in place, you know.
Stupid woman never heard about winds.
That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
- W.B. Yeats
Posted On:10/25/2004 1:26pm
Style: Knife-jitsu o=]==>
While walking past my Senseis (at the time) house, he was having a fight with his girlfriend. As luck would have it, she ran out the front door as soon as I was right in front of their house. After his girlfriend got in her car, he noticed me and yelled, "Keep on fucking walking Tommy!, Just keep on fucking walking!"
Posted On:10/25/2004 2:02pm
Style: Boxing, Solar Ray Attack
Originally Posted by Reikon
"Keep on fucking walking Tommy!, Just keep on fucking walking!"
hahahah :adora: :toothy4:
when I was visiting a wushu/taichi class the instructor was famous for his long and pointless lectures.
In one of these he espoused the idea that swords and spears could not harm him because his training made him too powerful. Only bullets, apparently, could harm him, but only because they spin......
He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.
WARNING: BJJ may cause airway obstruction.
Posted On:10/25/2004 2:34pm
Style: Bajillion Joo Jizzu
"size doesnt matter"... the biggest load of crap ever...
In fighting and also in other extracurricular activities.
Posted On:10/25/2004 2:35pm
u cant tell me that a 100 pound girl can flip a 300 pound linebacker no matter how dope her fuckin chi is
and u also cant tell me that
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