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  1. PoleFighter is offline

    Professional Swede

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 9:28am


     Style: Sandbagged BJJ white belt

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    The most ridiculous things a teacher has ever told you

    Not necesseraly about techniques or whatever, just things that made you question his ability to function as normal human being.

    This was posted at my old kung-fu club's private forum by the systems swedish grand master (translated from swedish gibberish to english nonsense by yours truly)

    An inquisitive student poses a question about the clubs symbol, a dragon of the chinese variety and gets the answer:

    "Our dragon is full of the deepest of secrets. Our entire system is hidden in the dragon. We are also called the brotherhood of the golden dragon. The secrets of the dragon will not be revealed on the internet, because there are many who would like nothing more than to take our knowledge and incorporate it into their own pointless systems. Train hard and learn the way of the dragon!"

    Other classics include saying things like "we must not look down upon those in our organisation who do San Shou, for while they do not have the patience to do the traditional training (i.e. doing forms all day) which is so demanding, they are also part of our familly" and "Hah! What fools they are who call themselves the black dragon society and other stupid things! We are the brotherhood of the GOLDEN dragon! (and obviously alot cooler)"

    What really, really annoys me about the school is that the techniques are basicly sound. The punch is very simillar to the basic Kyokushin reverse punch. I learnt hooks, uppercuts and palmstrikes. They do armbars, chokes, throws both thai- and Kyokushin like roundhouses. Good self defense moves. The problem being the usual crap, i.e. little sparring with light contact when it happens, too much focus on forms etc.

    The match format is great, with everything being allowed, except for, of course, any kind of hard contact. And it being point sparring.

    If I had been allowed to just buy a cup, some grappling gloves and spar regularly I would never have left. Even though the master is obviously not a fully functional human being.
    Last edited by PoleFighter; 10/25/2004 9:31am at .
  2. WhiteShark is offline
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    1% Shark is better than you.

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 9:36am

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     Style: BJJ/Shidokan

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    My American Civics teacher told me that Democracy works... :P
  3. Grant is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 9:45am

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     Style: MT, BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I has to be the classic "If you are in the right stance, you cannot be taken to the ground"
  4. ace is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 9:47am


     Style: mixed +

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    Teaching you gun defenses.
  5. Kendoka113 is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 10:56am


     Style: Ju-jutsu/kendo/kenjutsu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    "streaching is good, but the problem is, that you have to do it all the time."
  6. dadaggie is offline
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    Grandmaster of Ou-chi!

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 11:05am

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     Style: TKD, BJJ

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    It would have to be the night we were in my TKD class and my instructor was telling us that no one could escape him once he had them on the ground. He is not a BJJ instructor and looks down on all other MA. To demonstrate this he asks me to lay on the floor. He gets the mount, but doesn't hook his feet around my legs. He states "Look, he can't escape. Try, if you can". I buck him forward and slide out the back door. He turns and looks at me and asks "How did you do that?" This one is no joke.
  7. Kendoka113 is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 11:08am


     Style: Ju-jutsu/kendo/kenjutsu

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    Wow, that must have been and embaresing night for that guy.
  8. Thaiboxerken is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 11:22am

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     Style: Kru-MuayThai,GJJ-Blue

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    Most ridiculous thing any instructor has told me "pray to god for....."

    That was hilarious!!
    "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.
  9. DanDavis is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 11:26am


     Style: Tai Chi & TKD

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    I remember a kung-fu instructor talking about how people shouldn't try to mix styles. I asked him about whether or not he'd feel obligated to teach a technique from a different style if he felt it would be more effective in a particular situation than a technique from his system. He claimed his system was complete. I then asked how he'd feel if the technique he decided to teach (as opposed to the technique from another system) didn't work for one of his students when they needed it. He said he'd tell that student that he/she must have performed the technique incorrectly.
  10. Scott1 is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/25/2004 11:28am


     Style: Tai Chi Chuan

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    Trial class at a lau Gar class.

    Q: "Do you do any sparring?"

    A: "This is the traditional class. Since people don't get attacked in a traditional manner any more if you want to spar we run a kickboxing class."

    :confused3
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