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    If you pull that **** against someone guillotining you instead of the five or six real defences, I hope you get your ass run up against the wall and choked the **** out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kidnemo
    lol

    Seriously, most likely grabbing somebodies crotch like that is only going to make your situation much, much worse.

    Unless the person doing the gullotine has no pants on, then it's okay as long as they bought you dinner first.
    Thanks for the sig
    Seriously, most likely grabbing somebodies crotch like that is only going to make your situation much, much worse. Unless the person doing the gullotine has no pants on, then it's okay as long as they bought you dinner first. - Kidnemo

    I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings - Max Payne

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shumagorath
    If you pull that **** against someone guillotining you instead of the five or six real defences, I hope you get your ass run up against the wall and choked the **** out.
    Are you reffering to me...or pogo there?
    [A friend once told me he found Jennifer Connelly hot.
    "Would she still be hot if she were melting in a car wreck, like at the end of Pollock, smelling of burnt hair and bubbling intestines?" I asked.
    "Oh hell yeah."
    "How? How would you even have sex with her?"
    "Just let her cool and fold her over, like an omolette."
    Since then we've always had this universal sign for Jennifer Connelly, it's like an "opening a book" motion, only backwards. And we are often known to softly remark "....like an omolette".]--boyd

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    Pogo, of course.

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    In Renzo and Royler's book they showed a technique where you step between their legs with your front leg, then put your hands on their hips, sit down and roll back while pushing them over your head with your hands. It throws them backwards over your head. I've done it to my brother and to one of my friends when they had me in standing guillotines, and it was pretty crazy how easy it was to throw them that way.

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    Bizzaro,
    what's a gator roll (I'm assuming you meant roll, and not rool ;) )? Do you maintain the choke when you finish the roll, or is it just a really mean way to make sure they have to visit a chiropractor (sp?)?
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    ahh...cool.
    [A friend once told me he found Jennifer Connelly hot.
    "Would she still be hot if she were melting in a car wreck, like at the end of Pollock, smelling of burnt hair and bubbling intestines?" I asked.
    "Oh hell yeah."
    "How? How would you even have sex with her?"
    "Just let her cool and fold her over, like an omolette."
    Since then we've always had this universal sign for Jennifer Connelly, it's like an "opening a book" motion, only backwards. And we are often known to softly remark "....like an omolette".]--boyd

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    Unless your name is Kimura.




    I disposed of the last man by squeezing his balls with full force. Ever since I was in junior high, I have been called Master Groin Squeezer, and had absolute confidence in this technique.
    http://www.judoinfo.com/kimura2.htm
    Things about Jits: How do Armbar 2.0

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    LOL, I had forgotten about that Kimura quote. Although I must point out that I bet Kimura could maintain positional dominance against a Rhino!

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    Unless your name is Kimura.
    I believe this holds true about anything.

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