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  1. Pogostickofdoom is offline

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    10/15/2004 5:06am


     Style: Wing Chun, BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    So, if someone does a standing guillotine on me...

    Is the best way to escape really to grap their schlong / vagina? :)

    No, seriously... My sifu teaches this as a good escape to all the new people in the class, especially the ladies as their more likely to end up in a guillotine.
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    Is it me, or is that a really really retarded thing to say?

    Why would a woman be more likely to end up in a guillotine? No, really, why?
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    Because they're holding her for their buddies?
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  4. Omar is offline

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    doh!....

    Aw..man....that was bad..
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    10/15/2004 8:16am

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     Style: BJJ/Shidokan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pogostickofdoom
    Is the best way to escape really to grap their schlong / vagina? :)

    No, seriously... My sifu teaches this as a good escape to all the new people in the class, especially the ladies as their more likely to end up in a guillotine.
    Run now! Run fast and far away from that guy!

    If you grab my nuts in a Guillotine I will **** you up so much worse it's rediculous. First of all the person can damage and possibly break your neck or choke you out completely or sprawl and drive your face into the ground! That's just off the top of my head I'm sure I can come up with other horrible things to do to you. Grabbing the groin affects the dominant position in no meaningful way.
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  6. Aesopian is offline

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    10/15/2004 8:27am

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    It's hard to maintain a nut grip when you're unconscious. I recommend actually checking out a BJJ, judo or reasonable grappling school and learning the better escapes for this. Real escapes are far less homosexual than this.

    For example:

    http://bjj.org/techniques/aranha/submission/
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  7. Kidnemo is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/15/2004 9:05am


     Style: bjj and hitting stuff

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    lol

    Seriously, most likely grabbing somebodies crotch like that is only going to make your situation much, much worse.

    Unless the person doing the gullotine has no pants on, then it's okay as long as they bought you dinner first.
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  8. Bizzaro Root is offline

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    10/15/2004 9:26am


     Style: Gracie Barra Jiu Jitsu

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    what is it with these bitch moves

    see when i get some one in a giulli i put some pressure on but if you fagged out and tried to grab my sack i'd gator rool you so hard you would even remmeber that move any more.


    whats with tma and these stupid ass defense to submissions
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    Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."

    Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."

    Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."


    Originally posted by Ralek
    My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.
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  9. much love is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/15/2004 9:34am


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    What they said!

    Grabbing the nuts in this situation is a sure fire way to be destroyed.

    The BJJ saying is: if someone sticks their finger up your ass, what's the first thing you do?

    Pull it out!

    If you haven't heard this before you may be a bit shocked, I was.

    In this situation that means defend the choke.

    If you grab ballzac in this situation, you are not defending the choke with 2 hands.
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    10/15/2004 9:44am

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    [QUOTE=If you grab my nuts in a Guillotine I will **** you up so much worse it's rediculous. First of all the person can damage and possibly break your neck or choke you out completely or sprawl and drive your face into the ground! That's just off the top of my head I'm sure I can come up with other horrible things to do to you. Grabbing the groin affects the dominant position in no meaningful way.[/QUOTE]

    WS is right on!!! If you grab my boys there is literally nothing that is going to piss me off more. On the tech side, one way is to throw the arm on the opposite side (of your head) over his/her/it's shoulder and brace your other hand against the hips, but all this does is take the pressure off (still leaves you in a bad position). Or you can grasp their hands with one of your hands (preferably the arm on the side that your head is on), place the bottom of your forearm (the other one) against the top of his forearm (almost as if your reaching in for a greco-throw) and pry his arm down and away (use his body for leverage). While you are doing this do not forget to turn your head into his body, and when pressure is relieved pull your chin out (your pretty much free after that, just watch out for knees, etc.). Or IF YOU LEARN HOW TO GRAPPLE you could take him down, blow him out to one side, and arm-bar him, then it won't matter if he has the guillotine. OOOOOrrr don't learn to grapple, grab a grapplers nuts, get choked out/knocked out, and get ass raped with a brick. In the end (no pun intended) it's all your choice.
    [A friend once told me he found Jennifer Connelly hot.
    "Would she still be hot if she were melting in a car wreck, like at the end of Pollock, smelling of burnt hair and bubbling intestines?" I asked.
    "Oh hell yeah."
    "How? How would you even have sex with her?"
    "Just let her cool and fold her over, like an omolette."
    Since then we've always had this universal sign for Jennifer Connelly, it's like an "opening a book" motion, only backwards. And we are often known to softly remark "....like an omolette".]--boyd
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