10/15/2004 5:06am, #1
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So, if someone does a standing guillotine on me...
Is the best way to escape really to grap their schlong / vagina? :)
No, seriously... My sifu teaches this as a good escape to all the new people in the class, especially the ladies as their more likely to end up in a guillotine.
10/15/2004 5:45am, #2
Is it me, or is that a really really retarded thing to say?
Why would a woman be more likely to end up in a guillotine? No, really, why?Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989
10/15/2004 5:56am, #3
Because they're holding her for their buddies?Click To Get My Free Training Newsletter... Do It NOW!
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10/15/2004 5:57am, #4
Aw..man....that was bad..Fighting evil and upholding justice in blue silk pajamas baby!
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10/15/2004 8:16am, #5Originally Posted by Pogostickofdoom
If you grab my nuts in a Guillotine I will **** you up so much worse it's rediculous. First of all the person can damage and possibly break your neck or choke you out completely or sprawl and drive your face into the ground! That's just off the top of my head I'm sure I can come up with other horrible things to do to you. Grabbing the groin affects the dominant position in no meaningful way.
10/15/2004 8:27am, #6
It's hard to maintain a nut grip when you're unconscious. I recommend actually checking out a BJJ, judo or reasonable grappling school and learning the better escapes for this. Real escapes are far less homosexual than this.
10/15/2004 9:05am, #7
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Seriously, most likely grabbing somebodies crotch like that is only going to make your situation much, much worse.
Unless the person doing the gullotine has no pants on, then it's okay as long as they bought you dinner first.
10/15/2004 9:26am, #8
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what is it with these bitch moves
see when i get some one in a giulli i put some pressure on but if you fagged out and tried to grab my sack i'd gator rool you so hard you would even remmeber that move any more.
whats with tma and these stupid ass defense to submissionsEduardo "Why'd you stop."
Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."
Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."
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Originally posted by Ralek
My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.
10/15/2004 9:34am, #9
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What they said!
Grabbing the nuts in this situation is a sure fire way to be destroyed.
The BJJ saying is: if someone sticks their finger up your ass, what's the first thing you do?
Pull it out!
If you haven't heard this before you may be a bit shocked, I was.
In this situation that means defend the choke.
If you grab ballzac in this situation, you are not defending the choke with 2 hands.
10/15/2004 9:44am, #10
[QUOTE=If you grab my nuts in a Guillotine I will **** you up so much worse it's rediculous. First of all the person can damage and possibly break your neck or choke you out completely or sprawl and drive your face into the ground! That's just off the top of my head I'm sure I can come up with other horrible things to do to you. Grabbing the groin affects the dominant position in no meaningful way.[/QUOTE]
WS is right on!!! If you grab my boys there is literally nothing that is going to piss me off more. On the tech side, one way is to throw the arm on the opposite side (of your head) over his/her/it's shoulder and brace your other hand against the hips, but all this does is take the pressure off (still leaves you in a bad position). Or you can grasp their hands with one of your hands (preferably the arm on the side that your head is on), place the bottom of your forearm (the other one) against the top of his forearm (almost as if your reaching in for a greco-throw) and pry his arm down and away (use his body for leverage). While you are doing this do not forget to turn your head into his body, and when pressure is relieved pull your chin out (your pretty much free after that, just watch out for knees, etc.). Or IF YOU LEARN HOW TO GRAPPLE you could take him down, blow him out to one side, and arm-bar him, then it won't matter if he has the guillotine. OOOOOrrr don't learn to grapple, grab a grapplers nuts, get choked out/knocked out, and get ass raped with a brick. In the end (no pun intended) it's all your choice.[A friend once told me he found Jennifer Connelly hot.
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