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    Arghh!!!Busted a ninja fantasy!!!

    http://www.sgwutan.com/index.php?nam...ewtopic&t=1414

    My verdict:If you want to be TEH DEADLY,dont be a ninja.Either join the military or go to the mountain and smoke hash.
    "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
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    Way to bring facts into a purely fantasy discussion, jeez, you ruin everything.
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    Everyone knows that ninja are pussies,they cant assasinate for good.
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    The best part was the Yoshitsune legend...the Japanese attribute every cool thing that ever happened in asia to Yoshitsune. So it is only appropriate that "the deadly ninja" is his fault too.

    You've got to admit...even if the "ninja" aren't the deadliest...they are certainly the best marketed group of fucktards out there.

    Morons.
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    The ninja stuff is the second best way to make fun of Japanese culture, the top is the fact that samurais are "Mechanized Attack Squads"~~~
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    Random thought that I'm only putting in this thread cuz I just thought of it while reading here..... we've got people claiming to teach ninja powers... mystical chi powers... even Jedi powers.... when are we gonna have schools opening up trying to teach mutant powers like in the X-men?
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    I sooooooo have dibs on Colossus.
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    Originally posted by TaeBo_Master
    Random thought that I'm only putting in this thread cuz I just thought of it while reading here..... we've got people claiming to teach ninja powers... mystical chi powers... even Jedi powers.... when are we gonna have schools opening up trying to teach mutant powers like in the X-men?
    X-men are too pussies compared to the Ki powers of Dragonball Z~~~!!!
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    They just brought collossus back to life too!
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    Thread-hijackers!!!:eek:
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