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  1. matzahbal is offline
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    Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, suckah.

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     Style: Buffalo Wing Chun

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Ninja at the gym

    So, I stroll into my local gym, I'm about to hit the lockers and look through the glass partition to the free weights area to see how busy it is.

    Low and behold there is this dude in his young 20's sitting on a bench with his hands in one of the meditative positions from Ashida Kim's books. It was palms together, fingers folded, except for the pointers which were extended and hands were pressed against the chest. He was taking said pose in between sets.

    He took off before I could make it down there and ask him exactly what he was doing, but I'm sure I'l run into him again.
    Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"
  2. Mark Su Kow is offline

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Give him a kick in the ass from me please.

    In the most respectful way of course.
  3. Wounded Ronin is offline
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    ...is THE PENETRATOR

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     Style: German longsword, .45 ACP

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    Did he have an actual Ashida Kim book? If so, you should refer him to The Punking Of Ashida Kim article on this site.
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  4. matzahbal is offline
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    Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, suckah.

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    9/30/2004 11:12am

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     Style: Buffalo Wing Chun

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    I didn't see an ashida kim book on him, but I remember the pose from when me and my friends were at Barnes and Nobles laughing at the book. Also, something about him totally screamed "I learn karate from a book".
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  5. CrimsonTiger is offline
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    RAAAAAAR! Fear the Tiger!

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    9/30/2004 11:17am

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     Style: Karate/Muay Thai

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    Are you sure he couldn't learn it from some valid meditation source?

    Meditation itself isn't Bullshido.
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    One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
    Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine
  6. Matsufubu is offline
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    To the Bat Pole!

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     Style: Judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Okay, he might look weird, but that doesn't make him Ashida Kim's disciple. AK got his **** from bastardising other sources anyway.
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    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
  7. Zendetta is offline

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    Join us... or die
     Style: MMA, functional JKD

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    Hes obvisouly a real ninja - notice how he mysteriously disappearred before you could question him?
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."
  8. Bizzaro Root is offline

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    Originally posted by Zendetta
    Hes obvisouly a real ninja - notice how he mysteriously disappearred before you could question him?

    lol you made me laugh
    Eduardo "Why'd you stop."

    Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."

    Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."

    Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."

    Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."


    Originally posted by Ralek
    My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.
  9. PizDoff is offline

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     Style: Grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    So? I talked to a brown belt (earth belt or something) guy training in his gi.
    Nothing wrong with some meditation to psych yourself up. :)
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  10. Xango is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Could be Tibetan Buddhism, or some other systems. Or, better yet, a ninja. Fuckers are getting hard to find...
    I would liken it to the boxing or the muay thai of internal kung fu, even though that's like calling apples the oranges of the apple world. --WalkOn
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