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  1. clfdisciple is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/04/2004 2:03am


     Style: Choy Lay Fut / BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Originally posted by KageReaper
    "My ass is eating my hand. SHUT UP, MAN....it...Hungers."
    BWAH HAHAHAHAHA
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    Posted On:
    10/04/2004 2:05am


     Style: Choy Lay Fut / BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I have alot of guns
  3. Crucified is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/04/2004 6:03am


     Style: Kyokushin

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    "I need to get in shape first" - most common I've heard

    "I got a gun" - another good one
  4. eKlipseTKD is offline

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    10/04/2004 1:48pm


     Style: Taekwondo, Muay Thai

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    this on women came into my studio and said she wanted to learn how to fight
    but she was afraid of hurting her hands because she was a typist for the court system
    so my master said " ohhhh dont you worry your little hands will be fine"(sarcastically)
    so in the first class he had everyone do hand to hand training drills and wrist locks where everyone went some SORE as hell
    haha
    if you dont want to hurt your hands
    try figure skating
    what a puss
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    Posted On:
    10/04/2004 1:49pm


     Style: Taekwondo, Muay Thai

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    ^------ sorry about my typing, i just got a new keyboard that is split in the middle, its a pain in the ass...
  6. eKlipseTKD is offline

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    10/04/2004 1:50pm


     Style: Taekwondo, Muay Thai

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    why would anyone say they need to get in shape first? IDK about anyone else, but thats on of the main reasons why i picked up on MA classes years ago?
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    Posted On:
    10/04/2004 2:53pm


     Style: hard work

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    How about, "I've been reading too much Bullshido! Now my head is filled with the notion that I totally suck at MA and my training has been a collossal waste of time! My school sucks and is in fact little more than a money grubbing McDojo-slash-Belt factory - the latter is not even suitable to hold my pants should the wife allow you me wear them!"

    Ok, that ain't me - but someone might say that, just a sec... Coming dear!
    Last edited by Oddjob; 10/04/2004 2:56pm at .
  8. electronicworm is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/04/2004 5:51pm


     Style: Style is Meaningless

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    "I broke my foot in half during sparring and I'll have a cast on for at least 6 weeks."

    "I'm still recovering from the surgery I got to correct my lazy eye."

    Actually, both of these (above) were from the same person.


    "I got hit by a car."
    "I have to teach tumbling to a class of cheerleaders tomorrow."

    "Bruised my shin yesterday and it still hurts a little"
  9. Jolly_Roger is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/04/2004 7:24pm


     Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Originally posted by eKlipseTKD
    this on women came into my studio and said she wanted to learn how to fight
    but she was afraid of hurting her hands because she was a typist for the court system
    so my master said " ohhhh dont you worry your little hands will be fine"(sarcastically)
    so in the first class he had everyone do hand to hand training drills and wrist locks where everyone went some SORE as hell
    haha
    if you dont want to hurt your hands
    try figure skating
    what a puss
    Truly, this has to be one of the most idiotic stories I've ever heard.
    Dude, your instructor sucks,
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
  10. eKlipseTKD is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/04/2004 7:37pm


     Style: Taekwondo, Muay Thai

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    Originally posted by Jolly_Roger
    Truly, this has to be one of the most idiotic stories I've ever heard.
    Dude, your instructor sucks,
    why would you say that? he just wanted to prove to her that were not gonna reorganize classes so someone doesnt have to use her hands? if you cant use your hands, dont do MA
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