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  1. #41

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Originally posted by KageReaper
    "My ass is eating my hand. SHUT UP, MAN....it...Hungers."
    BWAH HAHAHAHAHA

  2. #42

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I have alot of guns

  3. #43

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    "I need to get in shape first" - most common I've heard

    "I got a gun" - another good one

  4. #44

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    this on women came into my studio and said she wanted to learn how to fight
    but she was afraid of hurting her hands because she was a typist for the court system
    so my master said " ohhhh dont you worry your little hands will be fine"(sarcastically)
    so in the first class he had everyone do hand to hand training drills and wrist locks where everyone went some SORE as hell
    haha
    if you dont want to hurt your hands
    try figure skating
    what a puss

  5. #45

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    ^------ sorry about my typing, i just got a new keyboard that is split in the middle, its a pain in the ass...

  6. #46

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    why would anyone say they need to get in shape first? IDK about anyone else, but thats on of the main reasons why i picked up on MA classes years ago?

  7. #47
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    How about, "I've been reading too much Bullshido! Now my head is filled with the notion that I totally suck at MA and my training has been a collossal waste of time! My school sucks and is in fact little more than a money grubbing McDojo-slash-Belt factory - the latter is not even suitable to hold my pants should the wife allow you me wear them!"

    Ok, that ain't me - but someone might say that, just a sec... Coming dear!
    Last edited by Oddjob; 10/04/2004 2:56pm at .

  8. #48

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    "I broke my foot in half during sparring and I'll have a cast on for at least 6 weeks."

    "I'm still recovering from the surgery I got to correct my lazy eye."

    Actually, both of these (above) were from the same person.


    "I got hit by a car."
    "I have to teach tumbling to a class of cheerleaders tomorrow."

    "Bruised my shin yesterday and it still hurts a little"

  9. #49

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Originally posted by eKlipseTKD
    this on women came into my studio and said she wanted to learn how to fight
    but she was afraid of hurting her hands because she was a typist for the court system
    so my master said " ohhhh dont you worry your little hands will be fine"(sarcastically)
    so in the first class he had everyone do hand to hand training drills and wrist locks where everyone went some SORE as hell
    haha
    if you dont want to hurt your hands
    try figure skating
    what a puss
    Truly, this has to be one of the most idiotic stories I've ever heard.
    Dude, your instructor sucks,
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

  10. #50

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    Originally posted by Jolly_Roger
    Truly, this has to be one of the most idiotic stories I've ever heard.
    Dude, your instructor sucks,
    why would you say that? he just wanted to prove to her that were not gonna reorganize classes so someone doesnt have to use her hands? if you cant use your hands, dont do MA

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