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    Dumbest excuses I've heard not to train;

    "I have to get in shape in order to work out"

    "I have a new girl friend"

    "I clipped a nail"

    "I don't want to get hit"

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    **cause Omega may kick my ass**

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    "I don't train for competition, I train for sef-defense."

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    ** Because I'm tired **

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    Originally posted by punchingdummy
    **cause Omega may kick my ass**
    Actually yeah, that one's been used too.

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    "Looks gay."

    BUT THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

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    "I can just watch videos at home."

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    I'm paralized from the neck down.
    Last edited by Traditional Tom; 9/25/2004 11:17am at .

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    yeah i know a guy who wants to do thai boxing but says he wants to get in shape first. sigh.

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    Originally posted by Traditional Tom
    I'm paralized from the neck down... pfft, what a ***** my friend was.
    This would have been funny if you had just written:

    "I'm paralized from the neck down"


    The ***** part is obvious, and in explaining your joke, it becomes unfunny

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