Dumbest excuses I've heard not to train;

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 3:33pm

"I have to get in shape in order to work out"

"I have a new girl friend"

"I clipped a nail"

"I don't want to get hit"

**punchingdummy** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 3:36pm

**cause Omega may kick my ass**

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 3:36pm

"I don't train for competition, I train for sef-defense."

**punchingdummy** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 3:39pm

** Because I'm tired **

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 3:39pm

Originally posted by punchingdummy
**cause Omega may kick my ass**

Actually yeah, that one's been used too.

**Aesopian** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 3:42pm

"Looks gay."

BUT THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

**Jo Vale Tudo** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 4:45pm

"I can just watch videos at home."

**Traditional Tom** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 8:26pm

I'm paralized from the neck down.

**alex** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 8:33pm

yeah i know a guy who wants to do thai boxing but says he wants to get in shape first. sigh.

**Deadpan Scientist** · Posted On: 9/23/2004 9:19pm

Originally posted by Traditional Tom
I'm paralized from the neck down... pfft, what a ***** my friend was.

This would have been funny if you had just written:

"I'm paralized from the neck down"

The ***** part is obvious, and in explaining your joke, it becomes unfunny

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Dumbest excuses I've heard not to train;

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