Black Belt -- in a Box?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 10/30/2009 11:52pm

Originally Posted by Sley

MMA works in the street, and it appears to be the most bad ass martial art ever, once some one sees a clip of brutal fighting they assume it must be dangerous.

You are wrong. MMA has ground fighting, and we all know ground fighting is useless on the street because of the lava, and the broken AIDS needles.

TKD in a hakama is T34 real D34dly. You can kick a guy off a horse while wearing a dress, and still look fucking awesome.

**Sley** · Posted On: 10/31/2009 3:39pm

Originally Posted by Humanzee

You are wrong. MMA has ground fighting, and we all know ground fighting is useless on the street because of the lava, and the broken AIDS needles.

TKD in a hakama is T34 real D34dly. You can kick a guy off a horse while wearing a dress, and still look fucking awesome.

That is interesting, at least these programs seem to involve ground fighting.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 10/31/2009 4:57pm

Originally Posted by Sley

That is interesting, at least these programs seem to involve ground fighting.

Not sure about what Gambordella is selling these days. When I got his cd collection sometime around 2002, the e-book content was karate with some basic weapon stuff thrown in, some JJJ, a Judo throws book, a pretty decent manual on chokes and wrist locks. Nothing specifically BJJ, but out of the 40 something books on the disc, only 2 were useful.

It should be noted, he seems to have a condecending attitude towards Buddhism/Shintosim anything non-Christian. In one of his books entitled "Oriental Philosophy" (a bunch of crap IMO" he states something along the lines of "I'm a Christian and I don't condone heathen practices." Not an exact quote, but you get the idea. (Makes you wonder why he wrote the book to begin with.)