Thread: 2003: A self defence odyssey
1/07/2003 10:06am, #1
How does this plan sound:
1. Go to physiotherapist to get exercises to increase co-ordination and flexibility.
2. Do SELF DEFENCE training with improved attributes (NOT MA) (Bite bite bite, headbutt headbutt, punch punch, grapple,grapple, RUN RUN RUN WEEEE!!! <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>)
3. Do negotiation as part of SD training.
4. Seek revenge on all who have wronged me <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>
5. Go around being a thoroughly kind and good young spazza, but NOT accepting prejudice and dangerous behaviour.
I have brain damage; you are just a wanker.
"The streetfighter will always win!" Jerry, former wrestling boxing and judo champWhat am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
1/07/2003 10:25am, #2
I'd bump number four higher up.Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989