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Posted On:
1/04/2003 12:26am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu--
Ouch! He's alright.
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog -
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Posted On:
1/04/2003 12:31am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu--
This one is good too. I just love how three photos in-1,2,3-he has two hands on the knife arm, the knife is inside and the blade is pointed toward his head. Now that's control!!
http://www.gojushorei.com/techniquesknife1.htm
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog -
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1/04/2003 12:33am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu--
That was good.
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog -
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1/04/2003 12:36am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu--
So what do you think, McDojo? Jamoke's gonna tell me I have to go to the school and challenge Mr. Fan-Man to a duel. Maybe later.
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog -
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1/04/2003 12:38am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu--
Osiris, that kind of stuff always drove me crazy. Two hands wrapped up in some intricate defensive maneuver against one arm or leg. It works in grappling, but stand-up? Keeerist no.
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog -
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Posted On:
1/04/2003 10:04pm
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Osiris, How dare you do something as sensable as that!!
Don't you know the only way to do things is in a rediculusly complex manner that will inevitably get you killed?
btw, total McDojo.
the world you live in is just a sugar coated toping. beneath it is another world. The real world. and to survive there you must learn to pull the trigger!!!-Blade -
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Posted On:
1/05/2003 1:32pm
Style: Judo and BJJ--
Yeah you get the chicks that way/
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad. -
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Posted On:
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RAAAAAAR! Fear the Tiger!
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Posted On:
1/05/2003 8:41pm
Style: Karate/Muay Thai--
The last pic on techniques1.htm, a punch to the "Gall Bladder 20"?!!? What, you trying to make him piss himself with chi or something?
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Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:
1/04/2003 12:19am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu