Flame War Extraordinare

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 8/19/2004 9:19pm

That's amazingly informative. I just call 'em ice-Ni**ers.

**Equipoise** · Posted On: 8/19/2004 10:28pm

Okay brace yourself, this is the discourse I had with Warlock. Make your own judgement.

TheWarlockNBK: but nothing i say is odd. it's just words, isn't it? why do they give such a ****
TheWarlockNBK: well then they have no life obviously
AkiraMusashi: no, it's that their life is MA
TheWarlockNBK: well that's pretty sad. it shows that they lack talent in everything else
TheWarlockNBK: such is the world of sports
TheWarlockNBK: people who dont have looks, or money, or intellect, or artistic ability do sports.
AkiraMusashi: regardless of that, why not come throw down with one of us.
AkiraMusashi: I wouldn't go that far with it
TheWarlockNBK: they're the filthy grunts of the world. those who get jobs taking out the garbage or working as line repair for the phone company. they're of no signifigance to me
AkiraMusashi: fighting is an art, also some of the people on the board are highly intelligent. ICY is one of'em.
AkiraMusashi: What are you going to school for
TheWarlockNBK: oh please. you think anyone's gonna be scoring points off of me? hahaah a 160 lbs musician. versus some bigass brute grappler. unarmed??? ahhahah yeah ok
AkiraMusashi: points?
TheWarlockNBK: who's so interested in my 'prowess'
TheWarlockNBK: dont matter to me
AkiraMusashi: We all are
TheWarlockNBK: and who was the dumbass who decided that anythign i do was valid to even be argued about in the first place
AkiraMusashi: It's like blood in the water as JKDchick said
TheWarlockNBK: i dont claim to be a teacher. i dont claim to be an expert
TheWarlockNBK: nah i'm not interested in all that. i just fight for what i feel is right when i need to.
TheWarlockNBK: i dont care about competition, or kissing ass to a sensei, or having some big tacky tropy
TheWarlockNBK: none of that **** is gonna do anyone any good when they're dead, so why bother
AkiraMusashi: take some Wing Chun then
AkiraMusashi: alot of MA places suck
TheWarlockNBK: nah i sold that album on ebay
AkiraMusashi: I'll give you that
AkiraMusashi: lol
TheWarlockNBK: why yes they do
AkiraMusashi: Aside from that there are good ones
AkiraMusashi: The arts themselves don't suck
TheWarlockNBK: i guess you didnt see that one post where i went though all the 'where'd you learn this and that' **** huh
TheWarlockNBK: on the other board
AkiraMusashi: It was a bunch of gibberish
TheWarlockNBK: bunches of gibberish dont get Mods heated enough to go deleting posts
AkiraMusashi: Which ones did they delete?
TheWarlockNBK: they just dont like the fact that someone, somewhere, challenges everything they know and shoves it in their face with something to back it up, even if it's little
AkiraMusashi: That's what bullshido is all about
TheWarlockNBK: i'm not interested in fuckin around with some neanderthal fatass who thinks he can manhandle someone.
AkiraMusashi: I'm no fatass
AkiraMusashi: Also, those "fatasses" would break you in half
AkiraMusashi: So what makes you hardcore
AkiraMusashi: tell me
AkiraMusashi: I wanna hear about your fights
TheWarlockNBK: oh well in that case
TheWarlockNBK: my firts real fight was in kindergarten when this one asshole kid stole my hot wheels camaro z28. i pummeled and bit his ass until the teacher broke it all up
TheWarlockNBK: whole buncha other stuff, next thing you know i was 12 and in junior high getting picked on by some assholes
AkiraMusashi: The jocks I'm guessing?
TheWarlockNBK: so i leave school grounds, go home and get my aluminum bo staff, and there was a wonderful assault on students and faculty in the schoolyard. expelled i was for the first time, yadda yadda
TheWarlockNBK: so early on i figured out that violence was the answer. anyoen that tells you otherwise is full of ****.
TheWarlockNBK: nah not really jocks, just the inbred loser bully types
AkiraMusashi: in SI ? or Illinois?
TheWarlockNBK: si
TheWarlockNBK: moved here when i was 3
AkiraMusashi: k
TheWarlockNBK: been from here to upstate since then
TheWarlockNBK: but why are you on my sack so hard in the first place, mister Musashi
AkiraMusashi: You realize you'd be a monster if you actually got some training, if you're hardcore
TheWarlockNBK: you seem to be putting alot of time and attention into my life. don't you have some soprano's episode your'e missing
AkiraMusashi: New season isn't on
TheWarlockNBK: nah i'm not interested in all that. i just fight for what i feel is right when i need to.
TheWarlockNBK: i dont care about competition, or kissing ass to a sensei, or having some big tacky tropy
TheWarlockNBK: none of that **** is gonna do anyone any good when they're dead, so why bother
AkiraMusashi: take some Wing Chun then
AkiraMusashi: alot of MA places suck
TheWarlockNBK: that one bigass one that whats his face started
AkiraMusashi: everyone is inviting you to a throwdown
AkiraMusashi: which?
TheWarlockNBK: pft hahaa. i dont haev enough time in my schedule to kick everyones ass. id be there for days
AkiraMusashi: well why not just one guy
AkiraMusashi: You could prove your toughness
TheWarlockNBK: i find it funny as hell that no one's even stopped to ask that, even though there's a gigantic flame war with thousands of views. it's very comical
AkiraMusashi: Well. If anything odd is said, everyone jumps on it
AkiraMusashi: whether it's right wrong or indiffierent
TheWarlockNBK: that's not worth any points to anyone. that would just be an asskicking
TheWarlockNBK: ok i guess that's too str33t-wise in the slang for you
AkiraMusashi: yeah, explain it to me
TheWarlockNBK: points. like... if you go beat down someone smaller than you. you dont get any respect or earn any skill. it's just a beatdown. you're not getting anything from it except the reputation that you enjoy picking on weaker opponents
AkiraMusashi: So you don't do any h2h stuff? Just stick with the weapons mostly
AkiraMusashi: or is it like a Arnis/Kali type deal that you do
heWarlockNBK: no, not as much as i'd like to. i've always focused on learning the fun stuff
AkiraMusashi: Do you actively spar with people, and do weapons drills?
TheWarlockNBK: bah drills
TheWarlockNBK: drills for what? to get stuck in some lame unrealistic pattern? hell no
TheWarlockNBK: it's all about freestylin' it
AkiraMusashi: Some drills are good, Sombrata in Kali for example is a good drill
AkiraMusashi: Even boxing has drills
TheWarlockNBK: a black and decker cordless is another example of a good drill. dont mean everyone should be using it ;)
AkiraMusashi: :-/
TheWarlockNBK: weapons are just part of how it goes
TheWarlockNBK: what can anyone do about it
AkiraMusashi: Why not get some formal training then? You'd have your street experience with some technique to it
TheWarlockNBK: i mean really now. i was designed to be who and what i am. i dont see why anyone questions this
AkiraMusashi: It's utterly hard to believe that without a training of somesort that someone is that good
TheWarlockNBK: ahha the technicalities again
TheWarlockNBK: 'that good' at what?
AkiraMusashi: at whatever
TheWarlockNBK: what's so hard or difficult about whipping a 19" sai into someone's head
AkiraMusashi: sparring with or w/o weapons
AkiraMusashi: Noone carries around sais
TheWarlockNBK: oh? that's interesting. i know a few people who do aha
AkiraMusashi: But if the other person has two sticks, or whatever

TheWarlockNBK: aha white belt just for contrast cause it looked cool
AkiraMusashi: No worries, belts are crap anyway
TheWarlockNBK: meh. i'm not interested in all that though. although it might be fun i dunno
AkiraMusashi: It would be fun!
AkiraMusashi: It's like sparring
AkiraMusashi: that's all
AkiraMusashi: And your pictures, they're funny. Like the one you posted of me
TheWarlockNBK: gah. what's a ninja? ninjas were primarily dishonored samurai or ronin or alternately asshole assassin mofo's who did dirty work. it's just their way that is my way
TheWarlockNBK: i'm always the cast out one. there always needs to be balance
AkiraMusashi: That's cool, Everyone needs their niche
TheWarlockNBK: someone always has to take the role of the bad guy. that jobs has been given to me since i was zero
AkiraMusashi: we all just wanna see you beatdown someone, or do some weapons sparring with a friend or something like that
AkiraMusashi: Ya know where I'm coming from
TheWarlockNBK: but still, these people want some rigid, timed, 'throwdown' silliness. preplanned fight with no real prior beef. wtf!
AkiraMusashi: It's like If I say I can bench 800 lbs, It's hard to believe unless I have pictures or video
TheWarlockNBK: i know what you're saying, but that's just not feasible
AkiraMusashi: It's not that rigid, you seen the vids?
AkiraMusashi: They actually go at it
TheWarlockNBK: haha yes i've seen the vids
TheWarlockNBK: they're very funny
AkiraMusashi: esp with WS's avatar
TheWarlockNBK: ah cmonnnnn one high kick to the face
AkiraMusashi: I like real fight situations better, I understand you wanna kill the other guy, you don't pull strikes

The two pictures that he's referring to are

**Equipoise** · Posted On: 8/19/2004 10:29pm

AkiraMusashi: I guarantee you, if we see something like that and it's t3h deadly
AkiraMusashi: Everyone will STFU fast
AkiraMusashi: well, I mean over the next few weeks or so
TheWarlockNBK: well there's not really too much they have to say as it is
AkiraMusashi: It's a really good board for information
TheWarlockNBK: have you seen the posts ????? wtf are you doing, knight rider and webster pics? cmooon
AkiraMusashi: but it's baptism by fire
AkiraMusashi: I even had it
AkiraMusashi: lol, it was funny
TheWarlockNBK: but what about all that kife fighting stuff i wrote earlier. no one's said a peep
AkiraMusashi: Well you can't be called a liar if you say you trained with this and this and this
TheWarlockNBK: i dont know what you bums expect from me. and who is this ashida kim guy
AkiraMusashi: then it just degenerates
AkiraMusashi: lol, omg, AK is such a fool
AkiraMusashi: he is this fake white ninja guy
TheWarlockNBK: i think i've heard of him. he's some 50 year old wanna be ninja fucker who had some big money challenge, and he'd never fight anyone
AkiraMusashi: yeah that's it
AkiraMusashi: there's a picture of him on the board
AkiraMusashi: It's utterly hard to believe that without a training of somesort that someone is that good
TheWarlockNBK: ahha the technicalities again
TheWarlockNBK: 'that good' at what?
AkiraMusashi: at whatever
TheWarlockNBK: what's so hard or difficult about whipping a 19" sai into someone's head
AkiraMusashi: sparring with or w/o weapons
AkiraMusashi: Noone carries around sais
TheWarlockNBK: oh? that's interesting. i know a few people who do aha
AkiraMusashi: But if the other person has two sticks, or whatever
TheWarlockNBK: two sticks??? sai vs chucks? that's just a mess
AkiraMusashi: Most people that I know, would generally prefer a stick, knife or bat to a pair of sais
AkiraMusashi: no, two sticks
TheWarlockNBK: see that's what i thought
AkiraMusashi: just sticks
TheWarlockNBK: i used to hate sais. even in friggin turtles video games, raph suched the most i just never liked them
AkiraMusashi: I liked Donatello myself
TheWarlockNBK: then one day i was playing around, and realized to horrible simplicity. yeah don rocked cause he had the reach
AkiraMusashi: yup, exactly
TheWarlockNBK: a sai acts like a bladed, blunt and parrying weapon all in one it's just so simple yet so advanced.
AkiraMusashi: Can you make a video and host it on your site?
TheWarlockNBK: video of what
AkiraMusashi: you working with a friend with sais or whatever you want
TheWarlockNBK: not at the moment, i'd have to go get the DV cam from my g/f
TheWarlockNBK: thats abotu all i know about him. ya. well damn i'm not claiming any of that ****
AkiraMusashi: if you can, try to find the book Ninja mind control
AkiraMusashi: that'll clue you in
TheWarlockNBK: i dont think i can turn invisible, i dont think i can channel animal spirits, i dont think i can scale a building with those hand claws. wtf
AkiraMusashi: People instantly corollate you with AK because there's no formal training, but if you're hoss, then the training is moot
TheWarlockNBK: anything ninja with me is misinterpreted
TheWarlockNBK: i can kick a vertical 180 that doesnt impress me
AkiraMusashi: We wanna see it! and you use it in a fight too
TheWarlockNBK: ugh do i have to go through cam pics holy ****
AkiraMusashi: The throwdowns aren't a proving ground, it's just a place to exchange techniques, and thoughts
AkiraMusashi: despite what people say
TheWarlockNBK: hang out.. lookin. . .
AkiraMusashi: k
AkiraMusashi: You can go full contact, noone's gonna try to kill you
TheWarlockNBK: yeah but bleh
TheWarlockNBK: i got an album to finis
TheWarlockNBK: h
AkiraMusashi: well NYC has throwdowns fairly often I'd guess
TheWarlockNBK: i cant logically be going all over the country just to prove to some hicks that i can kick their ass. or not kick their ass, as the case may be
AkiraMusashi: and you can always organize one that's good for you
AkiraMusashi: So could we possibly get you do to a throwdown in SI or a part of NYC one day?
AkiraMusashi: or a vid of you beating someone to death?
TheWarlockNBK: pft hahaha
TheWarlockNBK: maybe
TheWarlockNBK: a vid would be fun. but i'm not an instructor
AkiraMusashi: k, like I said, that's the best way to prove your credibility to the message board
TheWarlockNBK: btu i dont care what they think you see
AkiraMusashi: doesn't matter, if you take some footage with your dv can
AkiraMusashi: oh, it has no reaon, they just do that
TheWarlockNBK: they can call me full of **** all day long. i dont give care either way
AkiraMusashi: I have absolutely no point in flaming you, other than It was fun
TheWarlockNBK: give a **** or care*
AkiraMusashi: right, but they don't either
AkiraMusashi: and if you go on their BB then that's gonna happen
TheWarlockNBK: oh they sure do. why else would they keep yammering on for *days* now
AkiraMusashi: They value MA
AkiraMusashi: and wanna destroy every fraud ever
AkiraMusashi: and they think you're a fraud
TheWarlockNBK: well **** their bbs. some slob emailed me and told me to join. i already knew what was going on in there a day before he even sent it.
TheWarlockNBK: site tracker ;)
TheWarlockNBK: getting shitloads of random hits from a site tends to give that away
TheWarlockNBK: its' my l33t n1nj4 tr4k0r!
AkiraMusashi: lol
TheWarlockNBK: ahah oh man the funny
AkiraMusashi: It's a good site
AkiraMusashi: I promise
AkiraMusashi: but it's trial by fire
TheWarlockNBK: nah. no way
TheWarlockNBK: not with these stuffy blowhards thinking they wanna school me on a bladed weapons worth. wtf is that ****
AkiraMusashi: Well, it's like walking into their world and saying you're the man
TheWarlockNBK: that's like saying a chevy doesn't get you from point a to point b because it's not a BMW or some ****
AkiraMusashi: they wanna see you prove it
AkiraMusashi: well JKDchick said you had a valid point on that so we should stop flaming you
TheWarlockNBK: the purpose of a sword is to ummmmm i dunno... stab? slice? put? puree? does ronco make it? it dont matter. that's what it's for. who cares who made it and what it's made of
AkiraMusashi: Generally SS blades are crap, and are weighted and balanced poorly
AkiraMusashi: that's why
AkiraMusashi: It could be a shank, and it workst he same regardless
TheWarlockNBK: nah she's on the tactical tip. she's gotta be a water sign, probably cancer. she plays nice to keep people posting, then just comes at them full force when they're in a state of security. i have never seen another thread of hers, and i already now that's what she does
AkiraMusashi: what when someone with alot of sword experience hears stainless steel katana, they are going to say WTF?
AkiraMusashi: I like Cancers
TheWarlockNBK: haha what for
AkiraMusashi: it's supposedly my perfect other

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 8/19/2004 10:59pm

Yeah, I invited him on. I wasn't attempting to ambush anyone. I knew very well he'd figure out we weren't entirely thrilled with his egocentric rants or promoting untrained "freestyle" would-be martial arts.

Why go out of your way to sound authoritarian on the matter when you have little ground to stand on? Other than owning some cheap replica swords? I mean, I have friends who collect decorative swords but don't be silly about them being any good for something other than decoration.

Not to mention you talk pretty tough for a guy whose only like 150 soaking wet. Unless of course your 7 feet tall or something.

**Equipoise** · Posted On: 8/19/2004 11:04pm

"Of course I know who Musashi is. I've wanted the Musashi Katana for forever because it's the perfect size for me. I have the friggin Book of Five Rings and I know what's up. Idiots. Complete idiots."

Everyone knows me! It's my sword and you can't !@#@!# have it.

**gimpface** · Posted On: 8/19/2004 11:44pm

The mongoloid approached me, reeking of gin and possibly love... not the pure kind, or even the true kind, but rather that sort of love that you can purchase in a dark alleyway for 19.95. He opened his mouth to speak:
:p "SIR! I SI AFEERD I HAS LOST AND/OR EETN MINE PET CAT. WOOD YOU HELPS ME FINDS ANOTHER?"
I shifted uneasily.
:rolleyes: " I'm afraid not. I am sworn not to assist those who stray from the plan of the Holy Ghost. You have defiled Him by choosing the way of the mongoloid. Begone from my presence."
I turned to walk away.
The mongoloid had other ideas. I felt him grip my shoulder. In choosing the way of the imbecile Satan had given him immense physical power, otherwise known as "tard strength".
:p "WARE R YOUS GOING MR NEW FRIENDS?????? I HAV TEH STICKY IN ME PANTS!!!!"
The time to strike was now. All my life, I had been training in the highly secretive art of Jew-dough (Jew because it was invented by the Kikes, and dough because... well, they like money. Like, a lot... you know, after all they are "have the Jewish"). Jesus himself taught me this devastating art, so that when the time came, I would thin the lines of the mongoloids. That time was now.

**Equipoise** · Posted On: 8/19/2004 11:53pm

I'm totally lost

**Greese** · Posted On: 8/20/2004 3:28am

Wow...gimpface actually made this thread more intelligent. And that is not a compliment to gimpface, just a comment on this thread.

**Hedgehogey** · Posted On: 8/20/2004 4:19am

Well. It appears the HARD RAWWKING metal kids of yesteryear, reeking of ciggarettes and wearing transformers shirts are arriving on bullshido.

These are men/boys who talk in a long drawl, with frequent affirmations of "man" and "dude". Their flowing hair is a timeless classic. They carry innapropriate weapons (fantasy knives or okinawan farming implements). Somehow every single one of them is getting amazing amounts of ****, conveinently tellable to impress their "friends".

These are the archetypal redneck bishounen and nothing can stop their waving cocks.