RE:Jamoke

**cyberstalker** · Posted On: 12/31/2002 10:33pm

all because i said i will find you! i was kidding! do you want me to retrieve all the posts of invitations from him! saying he will do this and that to me?

I guess what you say can get you in a lot of trouble. I was just about to challenge JKD Chick to a nude oil wrestling match, but now that is off as well.

**Boyd** · Posted On: 12/31/2002 10:48pm

The president has been captured by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?

Disclaimer: Ninjas have not, in fact, kidnapped the President. Any and all such references to presidential ninja kidnappings are intended to be taken only as satire, and the author firmly disavows any prior knowledge of a ninja invasion, past, present or future.

**Carbon** · Posted On: 1/01/2003 12:41am

cyberstaker, wtf are you talking about?

Are you that fucking desperate to hit on a guy posing as a women on the fucking internet.

Seriously over all the gay comments by everyone here, that is just truely pathetic that you actually hit on it.

Ugh....please put it back in your pants, and go shoot yourself for thinking such disgusting thoughts about a women who doesn't exsist an a prison inmate who posts by a 4x4 prison cell.

**deus ex machina** · Posted On: 1/01/2003 2:23am

Official Notice

RE: The Ninja Nation

It has come to our attention that Boyd, falsely representing the true Ninja Nation, has made superfluous comments regarding a plan to kidnap the president. We do not confirm, NOR deny, any plot, plan, or idea involving any sort of kidnapping or violent altercation with the aforementioned "president". We would also like to mention that "president" does not necessarily refer to the Commander-in-Chief of the United States, but we would also like to point out that that, also, does not mean we were NOT referring to the President of the United States.

A message to Boyd:
(edited by The Ninja Nation Legal Defense Team)

We are going to slit your [orange] until all your [juice] gushes from your [orange], filling the streets with your [orange juice]. We will [happily converse] you until your body becomes a [neat and tidy] pile of [healthiness]. Goodbye.

**Jamoke** · Posted On: 1/01/2003 8:46am

"you thought I was joking when I talked about that guy getting in trouble with the law over at ADCC. I told you not to say that kind of stuff."

I see you still have your head up your ass streetfighter!

"If attacked fight, and fight to kill"

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 1/01/2003 4:28pm

Carbon, get someone to change your diapers and get a new line.

Also, possibly grow up.

"I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert."

**cyberstalker** · Posted On: 1/01/2003 6:09pm

cyberstaker, wtf are you talking about?

Are you that fucking desperate to hit on a guy posing as a women on the fucking internet.

Ummm, It's called a joke to lighten the hostile mood of the thread that was kind of dependent on a female subject. I am actually happily married to a woman more beautiful then would ever consider talking to you. Think about that while you are taking matters in hand in your bedroom at your mommy’s house tonight.

Edited by - cyberstalker on January 01 2003 18:11:13

**Streetfighter** · Posted On: 1/02/2003 11:38am

I emailed some stuff to you Peedee about Jamoke and I have also spoken with JKDChick about this. She will probably send you an email as well.

JokeAmI is an idiot.

**Jamoke** · Posted On: 1/02/2003 4:03pm

wicked COOL! can you send me an e-mail

JACKASS

"If attacked fight, and fight to kill"

**Streetfighter** · Posted On: 1/03/2003 9:21am

I have been advised not to respond or except any email from Jamoke. I will now leave this thread alone.

Excepting one email from a person constitutes a relationship in the eye's of the law per council.