12/02/2004 2:22am, #31
12/02/2004 9:13pm, #32
I'd sign up, but my wife would probably get suspicous about me trying to get some "strange;" which, of course, is the whole purpose of signing up. Now if I could just make it look like I was surfing for porn... she'd probably buy it... I know, I could always mime masturbation everytime she walked in the room and sit at the computer desk with my shorts around my ankles... but then I'm running the risk of her actually wanting to see if I'm watching German bodily fluid expulsion/humiliation porn again.
I run the risk of accidentally exposing her to my subtle powers over the female genitalia at which point she, in a fit of lust, will whizz all over my back (if i'm lucky, if not she'll probably lay a huge log down the back of my shirt) and neck after hopping on my shoulders screaming, "Feel my GOLDEN WRATH you disgusting and wretched cock master; you will wallow in my urine like the parasitic bacteria you are, etc, etc." I swear to god, if that crazy bitch jumps on me again like that I'm gonna talk to our pastor for marriage counseling after I stop smelling like mookey stinks... and that'll be a few days because she usually forces me to sleep in my own bodily filth and won't let me bathe afterwards until we can watch saturday morning cartoons. Of course, that means I'm screwed if she does this **** to me on a sunday. Oh well.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you young and crazy bachelor's have this one. I wish I could still get up to all those crazy IM high jinks like you guys. Never get married, life get's all boring after that.
Last edited by Sun Wukong; 12/02/2004 9:16pm at .A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill
12/02/2004 9:17pm, #33
At least some people are getting action. All I get are 15-year-old girls telling me I have a cute cat, and I know WhiteShark gets gay men hitting on him since he's a member of the Six Pack group. :color:
2/01/2007 11:27am, #34
Ok this is our official one.
What the hell is this one?!?! They even stole our logo.
2/01/2007 11:33am, #35
No idea who the Anti Bullshido group is, I've joined to check it out.Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
2/01/2007 11:35am, #36
Wait, what? Aren't those both the same links? Who are those people? What the hell is going on here?
edit: I almost forgot I had a myspace. LOL, Robert Hamburger added me.
Last edited by Neildo; 2/01/2007 11:42am at .
2/01/2007 11:37am, #37
So do the "Anti-Bullshido" folks somehow think there's a group with dozens of people who are in favor of BS in the Martial Arts?
I really need to install the :psyduck: smiley. Off to do that now.
2/01/2007 11:39am, #38
- Join Date
- Dec 2005
This is what their page says "We should expose mcdojos, scams, fakes/posers and inform those who require it or beat them down trying." and apparently JKDChick is a member of the group." The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus
" I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace
"Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba
"Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101
"That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp
2/01/2007 11:40am, #39
Yeah, I think she went to check it out at one point too.
2/01/2007 11:41am, #40