Joint Attacks

**tkdan28** · Posted On: 7/14/2004 8:50pm

long time ago I was getting drunk in a bar with my crazy girlfriend bartending... it was after work in the 80's so I had nice leather dress shoes on. I was drunk, she pissed me off and it had rained while I was inside.

To show her ass what a man I was I decided to walk home. Stepped out the door, slipped on the sidewalk and twisted the **** out of my ankle. Being the drunk man I was I showed her and walked the three miles to home. Woke up the next morning with my ankle the size of a cantalope.

Called girlfriend, who had stayed at her house, to come get me and take me to the local doc-in-a-box... they x-ray it, said we can't do **** with this you need a surgeon. They did give me script for tylenol with codine...

Went to the ortho surgeon who put me in the hospital and set my ankle. I had broken the fucker in three places. In a cast for 6 weeks and walked funny for a year or so. Got good script from the surgeon as well.

NEVER date a fucking bartender... she gave me clap as well, twice... the sex was crazy good though.

yeah, not what the thread is about but it is the only story I have... unless you want to hear about last summer when I went to the hospital for hornet stings

**JOHN DOE** · Posted On: 7/14/2004 9:17pm

left foot-2 toes,bone on top.
right foot-1 toe and broke the foot 3 times
dislocated ankles 5 times
left knee-3 acl surgery 1 reconstruction 2 orthoscopic
left groin-tore groin muscle
lower back-thrown out at least 6 times
broken afew ribs(who counts)
fractured sternum
numerous knuckles broken and my right hand twice
fractued face in 8 places
concusions-at least 4 or 5
nose broken 3 times
tore left hamstring
broken teeth(forgot mouth peice)
AND I STILL LOVE IT

note: subject to change as I remember things.

**Omar** · Posted On: 7/14/2004 9:24pm

And this list goes on as yet another person tells of how THEY were injured.

Is there a sale on stupid pills on aisle 4 or something?

**JOHN DOE** · Posted On: 7/14/2004 11:17pm

this is the ego page buddy.we are just following the thread creator's lead.He opens with a question and totally led it in a different direction.I for one do not try to break things on other people nor would I brag of it. If I did It would be totally unintentional (with the exception of the street were the average person rarely gets in fights unless he looking for one,most fights can be avoided)

**Omar** · Posted On: 7/14/2004 11:24pm

Yes I know.

The thread......it's ALIVE!!!!!!!

**Jolly_Roger** · Posted On: 7/14/2004 11:49pm

I have broken on partners only fingers and an ankle.
Does that means that I´m not TEH DEADLY¿?

**redrover** · Posted On: 7/15/2004 12:28am

Fortunately I've never been seriously hurt with MA. Crap... now I said that, I probably jinxed myself.

Non-MA emergency rooms specials:
5 dislocated left shoulder (motorcycle and snowboarding mishaps)
1 fractured right knee (snowskiing downhill competition)
1 concusion (snowboarding, no helmet)
1 hairline colar bone fracture (mt. biking)

Like they say..."no falls, no balls"

**Matsufubu** · Posted On: 7/15/2004 7:45am

I've broken:

- One guy's finger with a side-kick (although I felt very bad about it).

That's it.

I've had broken:

-Right leg playing rugby
-Right wrist when a manhole cover fell on it (long story)
-Left arm falling down stairs
-Both knees, wrists and my left hip all badly (and permamanently) damaged from a bad car crash.

**Yrkoon9** · Posted On: 7/15/2004 7:11pm

I've popped a few elbows, torn up a couple of knees, and dislocated a shoulder or two. Given a couple of broken noses and fingers and a rib or two.

None of this stuff was on purpose. Always an accident. I have the utmost concern for my partners safety, as I would want them to have the same for me. But accidents happen, especially if you are training hard and often and for a long time.

My list of injuries is much larger than the list above, mainly because I think I am more concerned about my partners safety than my own.