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  1. tkdan28 is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    long time ago I was getting drunk in a bar with my crazy girlfriend bartending... it was after work in the 80's so I had nice leather dress shoes on. I was drunk, she pissed me off and it had rained while I was inside.

    To show her ass what a man I was I decided to walk home. Stepped out the door, slipped on the sidewalk and twisted the **** out of my ankle. Being the drunk man I was I showed her and walked the three miles to home. Woke up the next morning with my ankle the size of a cantalope.

    Called girlfriend, who had stayed at her house, to come get me and take me to the local doc-in-a-box... they x-ray it, said we can't do **** with this you need a surgeon. They did give me script for tylenol with codine...

    Went to the ortho surgeon who put me in the hospital and set my ankle. I had broken the fucker in three places. In a cast for 6 weeks and walked funny for a year or so. Got good script from the surgeon as well.

    NEVER date a fucking bartender... she gave me clap as well, twice... the sex was crazy good though.

    yeah, not what the thread is about but it is the only story I have... unless you want to hear about last summer when I went to the hospital for hornet stings
    Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69

    It's just that I carry weapons and have no moral compass anymore. -- JKDChick

    At least until the Wing Chun clown car arrives. --JKDC
  2. JOHN DOE is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/14/2004 9:17pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    left foot-2 toes,bone on top.
    right foot-1 toe and broke the foot 3 times
    dislocated ankles 5 times
    left knee-3 acl surgery 1 reconstruction 2 orthoscopic
    left groin-tore groin muscle
    lower back-thrown out at least 6 times
    broken afew ribs(who counts)
    fractured sternum
    numerous knuckles broken and my right hand twice
    fractued face in 8 places
    concusions-at least 4 or 5
    nose broken 3 times
    tore left hamstring
    broken teeth(forgot mouth peice)
    AND I STILL LOVE IT

    note: subject to change as I remember things.
    JOHN DOE
    Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
    evil master betty
  3. Omar is offline

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    And this list goes on as yet another person tells of how THEY were injured.

    Is there a sale on stupid pills on aisle 4 or something?
    Fighting evil and upholding justice in blue silk pajamas baby!
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    Bah!!! Puny Humans.


  4. JOHN DOE is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/14/2004 11:17pm

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    this is the ego page buddy.we are just following the thread creator's lead.He opens with a question and totally led it in a different direction.I for one do not try to break things on other people nor would I brag of it. If I did It would be totally unintentional (with the exception of the street were the average person rarely gets in fights unless he looking for one,most fights can be avoided)
    JOHN DOE
    Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
    evil master betty
  5. Omar is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Yes I know.

    The thread......it's ALIVE!!!!!!!
    Fighting evil and upholding justice in blue silk pajamas baby!
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    Bah!!! Puny Humans.


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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I have broken on partners only fingers and an ankle.
    Does that means that I´m not TEH DEADLY¿?
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
  7. redrover is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: On the injured list....

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    Fortunately I've never been seriously hurt with MA. Crap... now I said that, I probably jinxed myself.

    Non-MA emergency rooms specials:
    5 dislocated left shoulder (motorcycle and snowboarding mishaps)
    1 fractured right knee (snowskiing downhill competition)
    1 concusion (snowboarding, no helmet)
    1 hairline colar bone fracture (mt. biking)

    Like they say..."no falls, no balls"
    Last edited by redrover; 7/15/2004 12:31am at .
  8. Matsufubu is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I've broken:

    - One guy's finger with a side-kick (although I felt very bad about it).

    That's it.

    I've had broken:

    -Right leg playing rugby
    -Right wrist when a manhole cover fell on it (long story)
    -Left arm falling down stairs
    -Both knees, wrists and my left hip all badly (and permamanently) damaged from a bad car crash.
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    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
  9. Yrkoon9 is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/15/2004 7:11pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I've popped a few elbows, torn up a couple of knees, and dislocated a shoulder or two. Given a couple of broken noses and fingers and a rib or two.

    None of this stuff was on purpose. Always an accident. I have the utmost concern for my partners safety, as I would want them to have the same for me. But accidents happen, especially if you are training hard and often and for a long time.

    My list of injuries is much larger than the list above, mainly because I think I am more concerned about my partners safety than my own.
  10. Jenfucius is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
     

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    i thought this thread was going to be about the first persian gulf war.
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