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    Joint Attacks

    Inspired by the 90% crap thread :)

    Joints you have broken.

    Wrists
    Ankles
    Knees
    elbows
    Shoulders
    and, if you want to include it, neck.

    Myself:
    I have had my need busted up in soccer, it hurt like a bitchy-bitch !!
    I have broken a knee/shin with a cross kick/stomp.
    Broken a wrist with a few wrist locks
    Elbows, never broken but have dislocated a few.
    Ankles, nope, but I did see one get broken by a friend of mine while helping some cops subdue a few losers at Joker the nightclub in Toronto.
    Shoulders, have dislocted a few.


    Now, the ONLY joint broken/damaged by a strike was the knee, the rest where all locks/twists.

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    well let's see,

    broken-one finger

    dislocated-both thumbs

    badly bruised knee cap (fell hiking and got very lucky) could barely walk for six weeks

    torn ligaments both ankles

    torn ligaments or cartilege (not sure, sick of doctors) in knee

    sprains and bruises too numerous to even bother with

    oh yeah, i fell off a mountain bike one time and went face first into a guard rail, and i was on a bridge so the guard rail saved me from dying (don't ask)

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    How about joints that YOU broke on someone else ?
    You know, MARTIAL ARTS on a MARTIAL ARTS THREAD....;)

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    ohhhh, none.

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    Thankfully, my aikido has never been so bad that I've broken anyone elses joints - but I did have someone claim I dislocated their shoulder (they fell badly), does that count?

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    I broke my rib when someone kicked me (and it was a weak kick) - the missus was really pissed off with me for that (really hurt and despite being a manly type I secretly whined in bed trying to gain sexual favour - but to no avail)

    Broken a toe between two mats - really annoying

    Dislocated a thumb punching someone (my poor technique and I keep catching it when we do applications drills etc)

    Had a friend whine that I dislocated his jaw - homo :)

    A training partner broke his toe grappling with me (his fault)
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    Broke a finger punching without gloves on(I'm a moron)

    Broke a toe with a round kick(sparring, my partner stepped back, full force of the kick, centered on my toe)

    Dislocated a shoulder grappling(was taken down, but due to stupidity on my part, both our body weights landed on my shoulder, god did that hurt)
    Seriously, most likely grabbing somebodies crotch like that is only going to make your situation much, much worse. Unless the person doing the gullotine has no pants on, then it's okay as long as they bought you dinner first. - Kidnemo

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    Been eye gouged (aikido randori of all things)
    Dislocated my radius (BJJ)
    Fractured my knuckle (escrima knife and stick work)
    torn my acromial joint twice after being thrown (japanese ju jitsu)
    been concussed several times (judo)
    dislocated many fingers and toes (aikido)

    As for injuries done to others, nearly broke someones ankle doing a weird ass reverse guillotine while trapping his foot.
    Knocked a tooth out (aikido bokken work)
    broken a finger (aikido)
    dislocated a shoulder (aikido) (all the same guy)
    Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989

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    Omega you can add my knee to your list, asshat!

    It still hurts from the last throwdown. What the hell part was that suposed to attack!?

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    Reading comprehension problems strike again!!!!

    Even AFTER this clarification:

    Originally posted by ronin69
    How about joints that YOU broke on someone else ?
    You know, MARTIAL ARTS on a MARTIAL ARTS THREAD....;)
    Y'all are just retarded I guess.

    I never broke nuttin on nobody. But like you said, these things happen more when puttin on t3h gr4ppl3!!!

    I mostly just hit people.....do sprained wrists count from when you kick someone hard enough that they stumble and fall and land poorly?

    I think I may have been responsible for a sprained ankle that way once or twice too.

    That's about it.
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